What does Chris eat?

[Iä! Iä!]

There was a video in which, because he promised a gal-pal (probably Jackie) he'd record himself making spaghetti, Chris mimed himself making spaghetti (presumably based off of the first result from a Google search) and then cut to a plate of canned spaghetti which he pretended was made by him. And then he promptly stuffed his face literally onto the plate.

And he struggles even in his imagination to open that jar of marinara sauce.

 

[TheRetroReplay]

When Chris eats at home it's stuff that can be microwaved like Chef Boyardee pasta or things that are frozen like Hungry Man dinners or pizza, stuff that's cheap and can be bought in bulk and takes no brains to cook. He has said that he used the oven to bake pizza in the tour of his disgusting house. And probably left overs from going out to eat that were brought home are mixed in there.

I do question if Chris has ever had anything that would be considered a real home cooked meal with food that wasn't treated with tons of preservatives and artificial chemical crap.

 

[Bugaboo]

I recall once a gal pal asked Chris to record himself making spagetti (I think it might have been Kasey) and he obviously couldn't due to the fact the stove is blocked off and because it's likely his parents just told him to stay away from the stove and not to touch it like he's a retard or something. And then he gave her some bull shit excuse why he couldn't make spagetti or something.
So he can't even make stuff like boxed macaroni and cheese or canned soup and Barb sure as hell ain't cooking

Yeah I saw that, that's what makes me think he doesn't eat a lot at home. Oh and glad you're back! Most of us here assumed you had been eaten by some giant horrible insect

I was but I managed to bust out of it's stomach, now I have insect powers witch consist of detecting phermones

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris pretends to make spaghetti, then pretends that canned Chef Boyardee spaghetti was homemade.
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Yeah, Chris has had genuine meals that don't come outta box, bag, or can. He's mentioned (wish I could remember when or where) that Bob used to cook. That ended when Barb's hoard permanently took over the kitchen, although given Bob's age he probably wouldn't have continued to cook for too much longer.

 

[CatParty]

he eats crap. and tons of it. he has never shown any regard for his body and/or health. and it's not like borb ever cared either.
when your child goes on blood pressure medication in their 20's, as a parent you would probably consider changing their diet.
i mean, look how barb blew up. and only lost weight when sickness forced it out of her.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Chris just has a poor diet. Other than fast food, he eats Hungry Man dinners high on sodium and all sorts of other crap. Take with the Father Call, when he tells Matthew that he has salads and lemonade at McDs even though Matthew was quick to point out that lemonade has a lot of sugar.

Also, it makes me baffled how the health department did not investigate a house where it literally is a fire hazard with crap that can easily ignite if there are stuff on top of a stove.

 

[3Yikes]

Chris just has a poor diet. Other than fast food, he eats Hungry Man dinners high on sodium and all sorts of other crap. Take with the Father Call, when he tells Matthew that he has salads and lemonade at McDs even though Matthew was quick to point out that lemonade has a lot of sugar.

Also, it makes me baffled how the health department did not investigate a house where it literally is a fire hazard with crap that can easily ignite if there are stuff on top of a stove.

You do realize, that most of the world doesn't know about what happens inside their house, right?

 

[Rio]

Chris pretends to make spaghetti, then pretends that canned Chef Boyardee spaghetti was homemade.
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Yeah, Chris has had genuine meals that don't come outta box, bag, or can. He's mentioned (wish I could remember when or where) that Bob used to cook. That ended when Barb's hoard permanently took over the kitchen, although given Bob's age he probably wouldn't have continued to cook for too much longer.

I always liked how his gesturing at 0.25ish makes it seem as if he's implying the pot would erupt into a pillar of fire.

But yeah, I don't think Chris can cook. He probably knows how long any given hungry man dinner needs to be in the oven for and considers that to be good cooking.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

If Chris DID cook, he'd cook as well as an 8-year-old. He'd make a mess, and like MysticMisty said about her Sims, he'd probably catch the house on fire.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He stuffs vegetables down his throat! He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He's a raw food vegan. He doesn't have to cook, just wash and cut up his vegetables.

 

[CatParty]

He's a raw food vegan. He doesn't have to cook, just wash and cut up his vegetables.

chris wash? hahahahahaha

 

[DJAndyMD]

Chris just has a poor diet. Other than fast food, he eats Hungry Man dinners high on sodium and all sorts of other crap. Take with the Father Call, when he tells Matthew that he has salads and lemonade at McDs even though Matthew was quick to point out that lemonade has a lot of sugar.

Also, it makes me baffled how the health department did not investigate a house where it literally is a fire hazard with crap that can easily ignite if there are stuff on top of a stove.

You do realize, that most of the world doesn't know about what happens inside their house, right?

What I was referring to was when people sent the video of the house tour to the health department.

 

[José Mourinho]

Macaroni and cheese - Chris's favourite food.

 

[Judge Holden]

According To Chris: Semen, Vegatables of all sorts every day, healthy homecooked meals, and Fanta

According to the A-logs: Semen, his own feces, the vaginal seepings of his mother, thousand pounds of sausage, stolen children's underwear, the very souls of all humans for merely existing, and Fanta

According to reality: Semen, Hungry men, Various fast food joints, microwave pizzas and other such microwave food, and Fanta

 

[trip2themoon]

After seeing that video on page one: Chris, please do not take a girl for a meal as a first date. You will never see her again. Or you could learn to close your mouth when you eat. That's unlikely though because you don't do self improvement. You don't have to when you are perfect.

 

[NegaCWC]

After seeing that video on page one: Chris, please do not take a girl for a meal as a first date. You will never see her again. Or you could learn to close your mouth when you eat. That's unlikely though because you don't do self improvement. You don't have to when you are perfect.

If Chris ever manages to find a girl whose willing to go out with him and not for monetary reasons then she'll be damaged enough to not care about Chris's eating habits.

 

[3Yikes]

Chris just has a poor diet. Other than fast food, he eats Hungry Man dinners high on sodium and all sorts of other crap. Take with the Father Call, when he tells Matthew that he has salads and lemonade at McDs even though Matthew was quick to point out that lemonade has a lot of sugar.

Also, it makes me baffled how the health department did not investigate a house where it literally is a fire hazard with crap that can easily ignite if there are stuff on top of a stove.

You do realize, that most of the world doesn't know about what happens inside their house, right?

What I was referring to was when people sent the video of the house tour to the health department.

Is this actually true and do we even know if the health department received said videos, let alone bother looking at them?

 

[Hyperion]

I'm sure local health departments are already flooded with calls from hysterical old women.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Is this actually true and do we even know if the health department received said videos, let alone bother looking at them?

Someone did get in contact with the health department, and they said they can't do anything because "There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions." They also talked to the building code official, the Greene County Attorney, and Adult Protective Services and they were no laws or ordinances that were applicable to the condition of 14 BC.


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