What does the farms think of squishmallows?

[glass_houses]

I know two people obsessed with them-- one is a tranny, the other is dating a tranny.

Troonslop

Troons ruin everything.

 

[crazedaze]

Cute, too fucking expensive, marketing win.

 

[pork and beans]

consoomer and not that cute


2000s beanie babies for example, are still Consoomer, but actually cute

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Its just plush toys...
or is there stereotype tied to them? Like i saw a meme that basically implied "only crazy girls have hello kitty merch"

 

[ExFoedere]

teddy bears are cuter imo and those toys are expensive in my country

 

[Thé au lait]

Maybe unpopular opinion but I find them uninspired and boring looking because they all kinda look like a blob dressed up in different costumes. I do like the way asians design their plushies to look more cute, round and with exaggerated features, but I think this kind of plushie is much cuter than just the different blobs:

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I want that platyplushie

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan Fan]

Squishmallows are extremely cute and cuddly, making them great decorations. It's more of a red flag for a man to look at a squishy axolotl and start having incel flashbacks of his mom yelling at him or whatever

 

[Catboi]

I love them honestly. I use them instead of pillows since they're soft feeling and filled with memory foam polyfill

 

[This Fucking Thing]

Some are cute, I have a couple that were given to me as gifts from various friends/exes. Can't deny how soft they are, but I don't get the obsession with them. I think the only one I ever bought myself was the small flamingo, not because it's a squishmallow but because I have a little collection of flamingo things.

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

Yeah I use one as a pillow and love it! Legit best pillow I’ve used in ages tbh

I love them honestly. I use them instead of pillows since they're soft feeling and filled with memory foam polyfill

 

[crustal]

Throw one of those suckers between your knees, side sleepers!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I love them and I do have a collection I intend on sharing with my future kiddos.

Why would I waste space on decor pillows when I could have an army of
little guys

 

[Sangria]

I can see the appeal of squishmallows but their uniform designs and massive amount of licenses are far too reminiscient of funko pops for me. At least they have a practical use (as solid pillows), unlike pops.

 

[The J]

They're cute, I have the teal owl one

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I like them, I basically have a little den thing (weird cut out in the wall, its an old house)
I basically lined it with pillows and stuffed animals so I can read while super cozy. Idc what anyone says, sometimes you just like having a goofy getaway.

 

[mounki]

Dead eyed, empty like a Funko Pop
Ugly, lazy monotonous designs
Expensive and take up a lot of space
Seeing collections of squishmallows is so shocking- the way plushies can reach rhe ceilings... Isn't dust a concern when you buy so many things??

An original beanie baby has novel designs, not talking about the big eyed monstrosities they release now, but I would take the glitter glaucoma animals over a squishmallow

 

[necross]

I have one (Essy).

Call me autistic but I like having my bed be colorfully decorated with soft things like plushies I can use as huggable pillows (say what you want but that shit cured my back pain), so when my sib was buying one for herself and her boyfriend I decided to get one too cuz fuck it they're cute.
I don't regret it; I use Essy as a phone rest now when I'm watching stuff in bed — oddly enough that dumbass dinky tail helps keep it in place.
Definitely wouldn't get another one though as they're stupid expensive and a lot of the designs are ugly and unappealing like the food themed ones, also I feel bad robbing 4 yr olds of their cute animal plushies.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I have this smoochypals piggy I bought when my kitty passed away. It really helped me deal with her not sleeping next to me anymore.
It's also a wonderful neck pillow.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Cute but overpriced.

 

[zombifiedgirl]

i have hello kitty ones they r adorable