What DSP could‘ve bought with $6000

[DarkSydePundit]

So we all know DSP is slightly irresponsible when it comes to money.

Him spending allegedly $6000 on a woman for 5 days might sound like a steal for most millionaires - but he is none.

$6000 is a LOT of cash - so let us all take a second to think of all the wonderful things he could‘ve bought instead.

As usual I start

30 hookers for an hour each
15 months of groceries
133 hours for a high class personal trainer or 3 months for 5 days a week for 2 hours per day
10 flights from Washington to Italy
48 weeks of Italian language course
1 Gout Treatment

 

[neger psykolog]

backtaxes and attorney fees

 

[BIgBadWolf]

2 used cars
A buch of payments on his condo and/or house
A new top of the line PC to stream pc games
An actual maid

 

[Crow]

128 boxes of 12 packs of Ghirardelli Chocolate Supreme Brownie Mix

That's 1536 packs of brownie mix!

 

[CrusaderHolmes]

Hair implant
Toxicity treatment
One parrot who begs for money while he :plays:

 

[Hiragana]

He had three sessions with MW, if she's to be believed. We should set the figure at $18'000 and go from there.

 

[Null]

crypto

 

[AkAuZtIk]

Nasal Drip Surgery!

Seriously, get that taken care of!

But alas, then we wouldn't haven't any Snort Burnell...

 

[Smashjitzu]

Not counting for tax, Phil could have bought around 1671 Medium SONIC Mozzarella Sticks with Marinara. 6 Mozzarella sticks in each so...

He could have purchased about 10,028 Mozzarella sticks with that much cash!

 

[EddyB43]

Almost 2 $3K lemons... but we know what he really wants: Over 175 bottles of his beloved Tanqueray London Gin!

 

[Hiragana]

2'900 bags of 1,0 lb Penne.

 

[Coin Ops]

1,250 pounds of penne pasta.

Edit: Hiragana beat me to it.

 

[Xenomorph]

A moving truck to move back to CT
Back Surgery
Night College Classes to get a job
Gym membership and personal trainer 4 days a week for a year
A used car
pre paid for a 1200 buck a month apartment for four months plus security deposit

 

[ZehnBoat]

120 chris chan videos

 

[MMX]

The china of @Karen Riley

 

[CleverTiger]

Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
and a gout stricken slob with no shame

 

[BILLY MAYS]

A third of a ballpit

 

[Banh Xeo]

Whatever he wanted that was not a 3rd tier dutch whore?

 

[Xenomorph]

He could have taken Leanna to California to propose to her right oh wait..

 

[wilji1090]

Probably could've fixed his nasal drip or, if we're going in the 18,000 range he could've probably fixed his fucking back.