What event made you feel genuinely sorry for Chris?

[Alec Benson Leary]

well i guess the real question is, if Chris can't be responsible for himself, then isn't Barb right to be keeping such close tabs on him now since he's proven time and time again that he'll only get himself into trouble if left to his own devices?

Keeping tabs is one thing. But Barb won't even let him just sit in a different room and play his video games by himself. She makes him sit in the same room with her all the time. There can be no non-craycray reason for that shit.

My friend's fat cat is really batty and has to be by you at all times, he goes nuts if you so much as close the door on him when you go to use the bathroom. Imagine Barb is like that, but times a hundred.

 

[Some JERK]

well i guess the real question is, if Chris can't be responsible for himself, then isn't Barb right to be keeping such close tabs on him now since he's proven time and time again that he'll only get himself into trouble if left to his own devices?

Keeping tabs is one thing. But Barb won't even let him just sit in a different room and play his video games by himself. She makes him sit in the same room with her all the time. There can be no non-craycray reason for that shit.

My friend's fat cat is really batty and has to be by you at all times, he goes nuts if you so much as close the door on him when you go to use the bathroom. Imagine Barb is like that, but times a hundred.

Yeah that part is definitely fucked. Living right on top of people is maddening. It's got to be especially fucked because it's not like they live in a one-room shack. 14 BLC is such a large house for two people, and escape from Barb is just a few feet and a flight of stairs away. I lived in a two story 4 bedroom house with a room-mate and she and i seriously had to make a point to hang out sometimes otherwise we never saw one another.

Like i said i can understand why people feel bad for Chris on this, and i can understand why they don't. I understand the argument that he's too chickenshit or mentally immature to just tell Barb "no, this is not okay. I'm going to my room now.", and that's obviously why it's happening. But really, it comes down to whether you believe that

A.) Chris has the capability to look after himself and chooses not to out of laziness/cowardice.

or

B.) Chris is completely incapable of looking after himself because of his laziness/cowardice.

I can see either argument. I happen to think it's A.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I understand the argument that he's too chickenshit or mentally immature to just tell Barb "no, this is not okay. I'm going to my room now.", and that's obviously why it's happening.

I don't think it's just Chris being unable to. Chris has disobeyed Barb before, such as when he went to Ohio behind Borb's back. However it's the punishments that keep him tied down. Apparently Chris caught a world of shit after the Ohio trip which knocked any other ideas of rebellion out of his mind. Barb has threatened to change the locks on Chris before if he went out and it's likely he seriously believes she would. Barb treats him like a child who misbehaves simply for wanting to be an adult.

 

[Some JERK]

I understand the argument that he's too chickenshit or mentally immature to just tell Barb "no, this is not okay. I'm going to my room now.", and that's obviously why it's happening.

I don't think it's just Chris being unable to. Chris has disobeyed Barb before, such as when he went to Ohio behind Borb's back. However it's the punishments that keep him tied down. Apparently Chris caught a world of shit after the Ohio trip which knocked any other ideas of rebellion out of his mind. Barb has threatened to change the locks on Chris before if he went out and it's likely he seriously believes she would. Barb treats him like a child who misbehaves simply for wanting to be an adult.

I get that too. But i still don't feel bad for him. He does nothing to move himself into a better situation, despite having an income that can't be touched or taken away. He just expects someone else to come along and rescue him. He wants adult relationships without accomplishing the prerequisite of acting like an adult.

Barb treats him like a child who misbehaves simply for wanting to be an adult.

And she's wrong for that. That's bullshit. But sometimes you have to assert your independence/rights at the risk of punishment. I know that Chris doesn't understand that, or doesn't see it as an option. It's tough for anyone, (and probably Chris especially). But it all comes back to the central point... Chris hides from unpleasantness. Whether it's rejection from women or from having to do things he simply doesn't want to do. he reaps the reward of not dealing with the unpleasantness, but he also pays the price for sidestepping it.

 

[Picklepower]

Different room? she won't even let him sleep in a different bed.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

EArlier the video I've shown you where Chris won the Sonic Contest was probably the happiest moment of his life, it's almost tragic on how he turned up to be.

Speaking of Facebook, he really did aged badly and gained even more weight.

 

[Lefty]

Mostly when his father died. Because its one of the only things he had no control over. And that greene county conspiracy video. Chris does alot of whining about being lonely but that was one of the few times where he seemed genuinely lonely. Everytime he has one of those moments where he comes close to realizing how much hes wasted his life is always kinda sad.

 

[BillRiley]

Like most people, I pitied Chris when Bob died. Then Chris started using his father's ghost to threaten da trolls. Since then, not so much.

 

[___]

That fake date with "Emily"

The reasons why i felt sorry for Chris:

• It was all fun and games for Emily & Company, but Chris thought he had a date
• That he had to drag his elderly father along, who did the most talking
• That the event was audio taped and covertly video taped
• That something over the top happened... the man in the pickle suit
• That this is happening to a 27 year old high school and community college graduate
• That they attempted this meeting earlier in the month, but apparently it was a discussion in the Chandler house that involved Barb and Bob. Barb was in disbelief, but Bob was in "full belief." Just the fact that a 27 year old has to consult his parents before meeting someone in a public place made me feel sorry for him.

At least he was saved the embarrassment of his dad witnessing the pickle man part. The only part I've ever wondered about was that he asked to take a picture with her and she agreed. Why didn't he release that picture? Autism?

 

[LM 697]

His birth.

 

[butt in trouble]

I guess what makes me feel bad for Chris sometimes is the fact that he never had a chance to turn out normal. Autism-Chris doesn't get it and never will get it, Ignorant parents who taught him nothing about his disorder other than how to use it as an excuse. Chris was doomed from the start.

 

[soIregistered]

Today's Facebook Lego happy happy fantasy high school dream world complete with Tomgirl Venus DeMilo and teacher Borb.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

At least he was saved the embarrassment of his dad witnessing the pickle man part. The only part I've ever wondered about was that he asked to take a picture with her and she agreed. Why didn't he release that picture? Autism?

Well if your avatar is anything to go by it's probably a conspiracy

 

[cypocryphy]

He can't move on from high school at age 31, and it doesn't look like that will change anytime soon.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

For me it wasnt a specially pitiful moment of Chris at all, but I guess that it piled up on me over the time...

When he released the hamburglar video I felt sorry for him making such an ass of himself and PMed him on youtube warning him that Jackie was a troll. I tried to proof it and at the same time give him some tools, by showing him the tineye (reverse image search engine for those you dont know) results for Jackie's photo.

We all know how well it resulted

I never pitied him anymore for any specific event, not even Bob's death (He was pretty old, so it was expected....not that Chris expected it because of stupidity but still...) but I generally pity him for how all of the things that form his self image are a lie:

-He thinks he is one of the good guys (fuck that, he is THE good guy!) but while he is not Hitler, he still is a terrible person.
-He never had any real, meaning friendship, but he thinks he did/do because he doesnt know any better.
-He thinks Sonichu was a hit back in the day and that he is an amazing artist and storyteller when even a somewhat talented elementary school kid would do better than him.
-He thinks he had real relathionships (although by internet) with women, while in reality no woman ever liked him and no woman will.
-He thinks he is handsome and that his voice sounds like Sinatra's.
-He thinks that he is superintelligent because of HONOR ROLL, but most probably he got honor roll just because being autistic and all evidence shows that even with autism aside, he is profoundly stupid.
-Pretty much everybody that ever praised or humored him was either a troll or some well meaning individual praising him because people never expected anything of him.

Not going to happen, but if by some miracle he someday sees the truth about of all this...it wont be pretty, and that makes me pity him.

 

[Some JERK]

For me it wasnt a specially pitiful moment of Chris at all, but I guess that it piled up on me over the time...

When he released the hamburglar video I felt sorry for him making such an ass of himself and PMed him on youtube warning him that Jackie was a troll. I tried to proof it and at the same time give him some tools, by showing him the tineye (reverse image search engine for those you dont know) results for Jackie's photo.

We all know how well it resulted

I never pitied him anymore for any specific event, not even Bob's death (He was pretty old, so it was expected....not that Chris expected it because of stupidity but still...) but I generally pity him for how all of the things that form his self image are a lie:

-He thinks he is one of the good guys (fuck that, he is THE good guy!) but while he is not Hitler, he still is a terrible person.
-He never had any real, meaning friendship, but he thinks he did/do because he doesnt know any better.
-He thinks Sonichu was a hit back in the day and that he is an amazing artist and storyteller when even a somewhat talented elementary school kid would do better than him.
-He thinks he had real relathionships (although by internet) with women, while in reality no woman ever liked him and no woman will.
-He thinks he is handsome and that his voice sounds like Sinatra's.
-He thinks that he is superintelligent because of HONOR ROLL, but most probably he got honor roll just because being autistic and all evidence shows that even with autism aside, he is profoundly stupid.
-Pretty much everybody that ever praised or humored him was either a troll or some well meaning individual praising him because people never expected anything of him.

Not going to happen, but if by some miracle he someday sees the truth about of all this...it wont be pretty, and that makes me pity him.

I'm almost positive that my dog is more self-aware than Chris, and maybe even a little bit smarter in some ways. (i'm not trying to be an asshole with that, but it's a fact that my dog only falls for a trick once or twice before she catches on and refuses to get suckered anymore. Chris can't really say that.)

 

[soIregistered]

For me it wasnt a specially pitiful moment of Chris at all, but I guess that it piled up on me over the time...

When he released the hamburglar video I felt sorry for him making such an ass of himself and PMed him on youtube warning him that Jackie was a troll. I tried to proof it and at the same time give him some tools, by showing him the tineye (reverse image search engine for those you dont know) results for Jackie's photo.

We all know how well it resulted

I never pitied him anymore for any specific event, not even Bob's death (He was pretty old, so it was expected....not that Chris expected it because of stupidity but still...) but I generally pity him for how all of the things that form his self image are a lie:

-He thinks he is one of the good guys (fuck that, he is THE good guy!) but while he is not Hitler, he still is a terrible person.
-He never had any real, meaning friendship, but he thinks he did/do because he doesnt know any better.
-He thinks Sonichu was a hit back in the day and that he is an amazing artist and storyteller when even a somewhat talented elementary school kid would do better than him.
-He thinks he had real relathionships (although by internet) with women, while in reality no woman ever liked him and no woman will.
-He thinks he is handsome and that his voice sounds like Sinatra's.
-He thinks that he is superintelligent because of HONOR ROLL, but most probably he got honor roll just because being autistic and all evidence shows that even with autism aside, he is profoundly stupid.
-Pretty much everybody that ever praised or humored him was either a troll or some well meaning individual praising him because people never expected anything of him.

Not going to happen, but if by some miracle he someday sees the truth about of all this...it wont be pretty, and that makes me pity him.

You've really nailed a lot of things on the head here! BTW, when you PM'd him, how did he respond to you? Was it basically "Fuck off, troll!"?

 

[Marvin]

When he released the hamburglar video I felt sorry for him making such an ass of himself and PMed him on youtube warning him that Jackie was a troll. I tried to proof it and at the same time give him some tools, by showing him the tineye (reverse image search engine for those you dont know) results for Jackie's photo.

We all know how well it resulted

Well, to be fair, you can legitimately explain the sources of Jackie's picture by saying that she had an ex boyfriend who leaked her nudes. Hell, that's how a lot of those galleries actually do start in the first place.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

^Yeah, I guess...that was Jackie's explanation after all...but at least, although possible, it sounds fishy and you should at least be suspicious (Oh, wait, we are talking about Chris here, never mind )

You've really nailed a lot of things on the head here! BTW, when you PM'd him, how did he respond to you? Was it basically "Fuck off, troll!"?

Nah, he didnt respond and I didnt really expect him to either, but still I had to try. To be fair at that time he was still active on youtube and he probably was getting PMs by hundreds a day so he probably didnt even read mine to begin with.

Also my tone was more in the line of "wake the fuck up, no real girlfriend would make you do such retarded things, you goddamn moron" so I guess that didnt help either if he actually got to read it (Not that a kind message would have made his way trough his thick skull, though)

 

[Lady Houligan]

For me personally I'd have to say that his current situation outranks the death of Bob or Patti. I mean, even with as mind-bogglingly stupid as Chris can be, he has to understand that no one lives forever.

(Which in a way may be a comfort to him, imagining that there's an end to the Hostage Saga. )