What feuds would you like to see in the future?

[Iamthatis]

I can’t wait for Meigh to gallop off into the sunset with PPP.

 

[Braphamut]

Are there any updates on Ralph versus a 2 mile walk from last night?

Ralph versus sassy black Burger King employee would be fun if not a little one-sided in favor of the person that stands for at least six hours a day.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ethan Ralph vs. The IRS

or would that come under ‘The Commonwealth of Virginia’?

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Ethan Ralph vs. The IRS

or would that come under ‘The Commonwealth of Virginia’?

Or even worse- Ethan Ralph versus the United States Postal Inspection Service. Even IRS Auditors and Forensic Accountants fear that agency...

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ethan Ralph vs. a stair master

 

[Kup]

I would’ve killed to see Ralph vs peak Delray Misfits, that would’ve been gold.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He can own a black powder gun which would be funny if he tried to kill someone with it. I know legally a felon can own a blackpowder firearm but I'm not sure if they can use one defensively.

Being a felon doesn't mean you lose your right to self-defense.

Ralph's biggest self-defense problem is he's a ragepig who couldn't legally defend himself if he tried.

 

[Mister Mint]

It's not a matter of if with anybody, it's a matter of when.
I give it maybe a year with Dax. Dax can't handle having to walk on eggshells with this retard forever.
It's only a matter of time before Pantsu herself is considered one of the ay-hogs for not being his submissive ego-stroker 24/7, or just because Mr. Trad will become tired of the whole being a dad thing and want to get out of it again.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Ralph Vs his heart is a sure fire one within the next year at maximum.

In all seriousness though, Boogie just because I dislike Boogie more than Ralph. I'd like Ralph to get a rivalry that he actually wins at once. It'll inflate his ego immensely.

I actually think Fuentes would be super boring but that's because Fuentes is super boring.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Andy Dick and Ralph

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

How about feudin’ with me? It would be a Hell of a crossover. If he trots his ass up to Maine to meet me facetaface I’ll give him a good ol’ down-home Country Boy asswhoopin’, BITCH!

 

[Some Badger]

I want Ralph to fight Hatsune Miku in a Denny's parking lot live on stream.

 

[Shig O'nella]

He's already lost every fight against adulthood, so let's try something different.

Reroll. Hollering fight only.

 

[Mossad Facade]

Ethan Klein is on the poll twice.

 

[A Sunset]

I’d like to see him battle his alcoholism

He's already been in a life-long battle with that, and lost. If you want documentation read the Ralph thread from the beginning until now right here on the Farms.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

Dax would probably be the best drama, but I'm a simple man who just wants to watch fat retards yell at each other. Ralph Vs. Frank Hassle is the only choice for me.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

May unleashing her BPD rage on the fat blob she mirrored.

 

[Easterling]

Would be very intresting to see a much bigger internet personality shine a light on him just because currently we're only relatively minor and the sheer amount of spastic rage we're getting from him of late is facinating, Imagine what it would be like from keemstar or Ethan Klein. A bigger spotlight could result in even greater fuck ups and melt downs the likes of which we could only dream of. Pretty sure Klein would simply try to cancel ralph from the invetivatal anti semitism that would spew fourth from Ralph like a real life Eric Cartman though.

 

[Commander Sn33d]

Chantal.

The shockwave of their combined gunts clashing would finaly awaken the super vulcano under yellowstone. And as the world is ending deep in several meters of ash and lava, you would still be able to hear a voice in the background screaming "you can't kill the killstream baby", and as all of humanity falls the gunt would prevail.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

with death