What feuds would you like to see in the future?

[Bepis]

I would pay to see Hassle Doctrine 2: (West) Memphis Boogaloo.

 

[Buel19]

Last time I saw Frank Hassle mention Ralph it sounded like he only uses him as a platform to say whatever he wants. I don't think he cares about him one way or another beyond being a useful tool. I would love to see a Nick Fuentes duel since it would probably result in the biggest loss of income.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Ian and Anisa vs Ralph and Meigh

 

[Lame Entropy]

I want him to rant about Chantal just so that I can yell Gunt on Gunt violence. Come on Ethan, don't you want to holler about the gross fat whore that that broke dick pedophile Joshua Moon likes?

 

[Stoneheart]

Black faced catboy vs Ralph for the love of that mexican catboylover would be funny.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph vs soberity

 

[HamsterEater96]

Him against dick would be hysterical.

You can tell that Sean obviously thinks ralph is a retarded lolcow and dick probably thinks so deep inside too.

Besides, dick is ralph's only major friend remaining in this sector

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'd like to see him get into a fight with Tommy Tooter.

 

[Cat Stew]

USA vs Japan #2

 

[Joe Swanson]

Ian and Anisa vs Ralph and Meigh

I second this, seeing icuckkkz make a documentary on the rage pig would produce a ton of lulz

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ralph vs Dingo Southern

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I want some Portuguese fella to upload the Lisbon security cam footage. Imagine the meltdown if that got posted. It might be the one video that kills him. Ralph being beat senseless in the street piss drunk by a young hooker's pimp? That's the thing I want to see most.

 

[Wooper]

I second this, seeing icuckkkz make a documentary on the rage pig would produce a ton of lulz

Yeah but Ian would try and frame it something gay like, "How the right wing ruined this man's life ". I think alot of big names don't want to talk about Ralph like they did with Chris because 1. He's irrelevant & 2. He's just a nasty piggie they don't want to get in the mud with.

 

[waffle]

I think a Frank Hassle arc becomes inevitable as Ralph continues to burn his show down. Frank keeps on decent terms with Ralph because the kill stream is a great place for him to drum up retarded conflicts. As soon as Frank thinks it'll be funnier to fuck with Ralph than to get along with him we'll get Frank v. Ralph.

 

[TurdEthics]

A nice, brief heel vs heel feud with Keffals might bring some hilarious retardation.

 

[Destro's Last Stand]

It'll never happen, but if Zidan (plus Gator) goes to the Kino Casino for just one night. I would have to settle for a possibility of Baked Alaska activating his spite mode and Ralph suddenly pulling another revisionist history about how he knew Baked was worthless/spineless out of his bum.

 

[Product Placement]

Ralph vs the doorway once he can no longer fit between it

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph versus… Ralph. When that switch is finally flipped and he goes full Terry A. Davis. He will become his own A-Log.

 

[Retink]

My vote is for the Mexican boy king of the American race now that Ralph proclaimed him and America First as his only true friends.

 

[412-L]

Gunt contra mundum.
Gunt against the world.