What foreign languages sound the worst?

[SandyCat]

I can't get over how Chineese sounds. It almost sounds like someone is intentionally making up gibberish with all the bing bongs and ching chongs. Germans sound perpetually angry. Nigger ebonics and what ever Br*ish people speak are a bastardization of mutt's English "American" language.

Trannies especially sound foreign to me. They keep saying the phrases "I'm a real woman" and "trans rights". My brain can't even comprehend what that means or what they could be trying to say.

What languages sound like verbal diarrhea to you?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Trying to present "X language spoken by Y nationality", like all the hilariously bad "Russian" accents in every vidya

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

cantonese sounds like cats dying

Their attempts at 'singing' are horrific. One of the worst parts of eating at a Chinese restaurant besides the possible Sweet and Sour Sewer Rat.

Indian languages, of which there are a million, still all sound awful somehow.

Dutch is probably the most offensive Western language to me. It sounds like someone trying to speak German and fucking it up constantly along the way while trying to hack something out of the back of their throats.

 

[Red Hood]

Trying to present "X language spoken by Y nationality", like all the hilariously bad "Russian" accents in every vidya

Remember, no Russian

 

[Kabuki Actor]

African-American Vernacular English

 

[Pee Cola]

Corporate. It sounds a lot like English but the syntax and sentence structure makes no sense.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Their attempts at 'singing' are horrific. One of the worst parts of eating at a Chinese restaurant besides the possible Sweet and Sour Sewer Rat.

Indian languages, of which there are a million, still all sound awful somehow.

Dutch is probably the most offensive Western language to me. It sounds like someone trying to speak German and fucking it up constantly along the way while trying to hack something out of the back of their throats.

Have you ever heard an angry Dutch person lash out verbally?, it sounds like an ancient cult is trying to summon a demon from that person's mouth.

 

[Reverend]

Hebrew. They sound like they are hacking up a lung

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

African-American Vernacular English

You just need some help - @Ebonic Tutor

 

[DumbDude42]

chinese sounds very terrible, do not want
japanese sounds nice and aesthetically pleasing
british english always sounds arrogant and condescending, other varieties of english are fine though

 

[IKOL]

Indiaglish. I can't stand nor comprehend how the fuck scum fighters like Kitboga keep dealing with pajeets and have no ear pain.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

The creole languages spoken by people from the Caribbean. French is bad enough but these fucking degenerates have mongrelized it and sound like morons when speaking it.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Counter-counter-counterpoint: Afrikaans is Dutch minus the retardation. It does away with most of the stupid aa's, ee's and ij's, and it requires less phlegm on the speaker's part.

I don't mind Hinglish in a female voice for the most part, but when men speak it, it's nails on a chalkboard bad.

ETA: How could I forget about Qu*b*cois?

 

[ddw]

russian obvs

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Mexican and Puerto Rican spanish. After having to learn a strange mix of Panamanian, Mexican, Cuban, and Spanish spanish, I have come to the conclusion that the Mexican and Puerto Rican versions are lazy and sound ugly in a somewhat similar manner to niggers speaking "English".

 

[Kromer Merchant]

German sounds so unsatisfying to speak that I get angry just hearing it. I don't blame them for being pissed off all the time

 

[ToroidalBoat]

legalese

Corporate.

And wokespeak, that insufferable pseudo-intellectual adacemic-sounding speak SJWs like.

 

[Leaf-eon]

German sounds so unsatisfying to speak that I get angry just hearing it. I don't blame them for being pissed off all the time

German either sounds really scary and intimidating or really goofy, there is no in-between.

 

[Haint]

British Common English. Actual Brit speak, the kind you hear at bars and pubs. The Elizabethan accent doesn't bother me. It's the rest of the muddled verbage that sounds they have a cock in their mouth. Can't understand hardly anything. Maybe I could catch a word ever 5 words. I gave up and hung out with the Aussies. I could understand them and they had better beer.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Zulu is fun

 

[Character from a movie]

Mexican and Puerto Rican spanish. After having to learn a strange mix of Panamanian, Mexican, Cuban, and Spanish spanish, I have come to the conclusion that the Mexican and Puerto Rican versions are lazy and sound ugly in a somewhat similar manner to niggers speaking "English".

Salvadorian Spanish is worse. They sound like retards (which they technically are).