What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

[FruitBowlBoy]

I’d like to see him play Absolver. The amount of people who’d try to get him online to beat his ass would be funny.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I’d like to see him play Absolver. The amount of people who’d try to get him online to beat his ass would be funny.

Any online game with PVP would be absolutely golden. But we know Phil would pull an Old Monk on anyone that kicks his ass like he did with the guy that invaded him in the Dark Souls 2 replay he did.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Mordhau, quite popular right now and frustrating as fuck. I'm not good at it, at all, but even with salt attached it's a fun slaughterhouse. It's like Chivalry and similar half-way-realistic medieval "simulations" where you fight in big numbers against other players.
There is also a hoard-mode where you defrnd with a team against small AI armees. And YEAH it has a Battle Royale mode, but I can't tell if there are bathrooms.

I would predict chat kills all fun beforehand by explaining the safest method to kill (two handed sword, spin around, spam attack). After the very first attempt when it fails he calls the chat a bunch of idiots and at least tries to play like a REAL HONEST GAMER, in a fair way, calls everyone a chill lag abusing cheater who defies his self invented rules while he hides behind the biggest shield he could find. Of course it's also UNFAIR to just walk around him or attack in a group from multiple angles, the developers are a bunch of fucking assholes for allowing this behavior of those immature little kids.

Of course he never changes his weapons or buys new ones, never understands the combat mechanics (or forgets all about them after the tutorial) or he simply walks in circles in Battle Royal mode, the most chill mode there is, I guess.

 

[This comment matters]

Hangman IRL

 

[ZehnBoat]

Hangman IRL

knowing phil's luck, he'd break the rope, and live. while someone he hates will die at the same time.

 

[instythot]

Dwarf Fortress. The amount of salt he would generate would cause the salt market to crash.

Oh geez. If we're going down this road, I want to see him locked into an ultra ending on ADOM for Patreon gibs

 

[CausticMinory]

Clarification on the Scarface question. He did not finish it, in fact he refuses to play it because BTFO King and serial Weên Fred Fuchs caused him to never play it again
Cause that'd give him TIHYDP material.

 

[Niggernerd]

Cooking mama.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Anyone knows if DSP will pick up SamSho this month or the next? Because he will complain like a little bitch that a heavy slash counter takes away nearly half his HP and that specials suck

 

[PieceofShet]

Anyone knows if DSP will pick up SamSho this month or the next? Because he will complain like a little bitch that a heavy slash counter takes away nearly half his HP and that specials suck

I asked this before and apparently he WILL NOT PLAY IT.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Nope cause it's a completely different kettle of fish to the hop around spergfest fighters he's used to this game with one well timed and placed hit will take you out if you have half your life.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

WILL NOT PLAY IT

Darn. SamSho would get so much salt out of him because it's much different than any fighting game he ever played and he wouldn't bother learning

 

[Pointandlaugh]

True Crime: Streets of L.A. He would rage on the bum fight and the final boss if he goes that far in the game.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

A rubik's cube.

Dood! This is impossible! What the fuck!

Okay, chat says to take the stickers off and put all the same colors on each side. This was easy dood! Ack ack ack

 

[ZehnBoat]

A rubik's cube.

Dood! This is impossible! What the fuck!

Okay, chat says to take the stickers off and put all the same colors on each side. This was easy dood! Ack ack ack

WE GOT A BIT CHEER FROM FRAHGLEGZ55 SAYING "I COULD SOLVE A RUBIKS CUBE WHEN I WAS 10". NO YOU COULDNT YOU MORAN! NOT UNLESS YOU CHEATED, YOU HAVE TO EXPLOIT A GLITCH TO SOLVE IT DOOD!!!

WTF DOOD?! THE STICKERS WONT STAY ON AFTER I PUT THEM BACK! NOTHING I COULD DO!

BIT CHEER FROM ASTHEWORLDTERVINS SAYING THAT I LOOKED UP A WALKTHROUGH... DOOD, I DIDNT LOOK UP A STORY WALKTHROUGH SO ITS OKAY, SOUND GOOD?!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Any racing games at this point. A bit of a bore but with Phil it is pretty hilarious because it enforces the fact that he's blind and needs to wear his glasses. Crash Team Racing was a hoot to watch a TIHYDP of.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

racing games

But it has to be a light hearted racing game. In Need for Speed he didn't raged much and at best he was annoyed. It's in games like Sly or Crash Racing that he rages incredibly hard.

 

[Adamska]

But it has to be a light hearted racing game. In Need for Speed he didn't raged much and at best he was annoyed. It's in games like Sly or Crash Racing that he rages incredibly hard.

The big reason he loses his shit more with those is he's fully aware they're designed for children, so you can see him desperately try to rationalize to himself on why he's more of a moron than an honest to God child in a game. It hurts his ego to know this so he bleats and honks that it's the game, not him.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Any racing games at this point. A bit of a bore but with Phil it is pretty hilarious because it enforces the fact that he's blind and needs to wear his glasses. Crash Team Racing was a hoot to watch a TIHYDP of.

Motorstorm Pacific Rift would be a good racing game for him to rage on. Even the old Mario Kart games will do; I would imagine him 'trying' to get gold cups on 150cc and mirror mode.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Death Stranding. We'll get a meme speech at the start about how he loves Hideo Kojima and his games. Big fan, all that rubbish. He'll start to get bored and pissed at the game.

Hopefully we'll get another "Kojima's a fucking CAHKSUCKER" controller slam clip.

As for games I actually like - some of the old Dragon Quest games, any of the Castlevanias, and any semi complex ARPG (without help from chat). I'd love to see him squint at tiny loot icons and percentages.