What happened to DeSantis?

People found out he is a piece of shit LARPing as MAGA. Hanging around with GOP neocon cucks like the remaining Bush family Paul Ryan Karl Rove and getting money from major GOP donors like the Koch brother. One of them died so there is only one left now. The Koch brothers are Libertardian faggots. They like free trade and globalism. They think you can ship jobs overseas and then ship products back into the country to be sold to unemployed people.

Desantis was losing to a drug addicted nigger in Florida back in 2018 till Trump went down there and backed him. Then he shot up in the polls and became governor of America's trash can. He soared to reelection in 2022 with impressive numbers. This was all thanks to Trump. Without Trump he would have lost in 2018. Then the dumb faggot meatball decides to run for president in 2024 knowing Trump wanted a rematch against Biden. To make things even worse he decided to attack the guy (Trump) who helped him win and had massive popularity with the GOP voter base. He then attacked Trump right after he started going through all this BS legal circus garbage. Desantis just has shit strategic thinking skills. That and he lacks personality. He's like a younger version of Jeb Bush and he is just as cringey.

He also has shit tier stances on things like trade. Even if he were to win the nomination which isn't likely now. He would lose the rust belt states. States like Michigan Wisconsin Ohio and Pennsylvania. Meaning he would lose the general election. Moral fagging about faggots trannies and abortions is only going to get you so far. That shit might play well with Christian fundie types but it's not going to go well nationally. That's why Desantis said he would need to pivot more to the center during the general election in a released campaign memo. Meaning all the autistic faggots that are backing Desantis because they think he is going to round up all the faggots trannies and ban abortion are going to be pissed when the general election comes and Desantis starts singing a different tune. They will all say they aren't supporting Desantis anymore.

Desantis done. He couldn't even win in 2028. The best shot he has is some lower-level political position. He should have kept his stupid ass in Florida.
 
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Night Crawler said:
People found out he is a piece of shit LARPing as MAGA. Hanging around with GOP neocon cucks like the remaining Bush family Paul Ryan Karl Rove and getting money from major GOP donors like the Koch brother. One of them died so there is only one left now. The Koch brothers are Libertardian faggots. They like free trade and globalism. They think you can ship jobs overseas and then ship products back into the country to be sold to unemployed people.

Desantis was losing to a drug addicted nigger in Florida back in 2018 till Trump went down there and backed him. Then he shot up in the polls and became governor of America's trash can. He soared to reelection in 2022 with impressive numbers. This was all thanks to Trump. Without Trump he would have lost in 2018. Then the dumb faggot meatball decides to run for president in 2024 knowing Trump wanted a rematch against Biden. To make things even worse he decided to attack the guy (Trump) who helped him win and had massive popularity with the GOP voter base. He then attacked Trump right after he started going through all this BS legal circus garbage. Desantis just has shit strategic thinking skills. That and he lacks personality. He's like a younger version of Jeb Bush and he is just as cringey.

He also has shit tier stances on things like trade. Even if he were to win the nomination which isn't likely now. He would lose the rust belt states. States like Michigan Wisconsin Ohio and Pennsylvania. Meaning he would lose the general election. Moral fagging about faggots trannies and abortions is only going to get you so far. That shit might play well with Christian fundie types but it's not going to go well nationally. That's why Desantis said he would need to pivot more to the center during the general election in a released campaign memo. Meaning all the autistic faggots that are backing Desantis because they think he is going to round up all the faggots trannies and ban abortion are going to be pissed when the general election comes and Desantis starts singing a different tune. They will all say they aren't supporting Desantis anymore.

Desantis done. He couldn't even win in 2028. The best shot he has is some lower-level political position. He should have kept his stupid ass in Florida.
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retarded wording is this your brain on kiwifarms lol jokes aside you had some points but the main one being

1 desantis bet too much on trump failing
2 desantis bit the hand that feeds
3 desantis and trump have the same base it would be like AOC and bernie beefing so obviously trumps supporters are sticking with trump

i don't think the other reasons people site like him cucking to israel or even him hanging with neocons played that big a factor
 
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Saddam Hussain Obama said:
i don't think the other reasons people site like him cucking to israel or even him hanging with neocons played that big a factor
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But you're correct.
The actual reason is that Blumpf has a cult of low IQ simpletons, and DeSantis is a deeply unlikable spergy establishment figure.
Blumpf is the exact same, but he has a huge mouth and his mongoloid followers are always pleased with owning the libs instead of actual policy.
DeSantis is boring. He is Trump minus the drama. Why even bother.
Still, it's way funnier to blame "The Jews"
 
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What happened to DeSantis?

DeSantis damaged his campaign by participating in those idiotic pre-primary debates. Trump made a power play by not participating, instantly separating himself from the herd. DeSantis should also have refused. Besides, cooperating with the MSM is always a mistake for a Republican politician. Allowing the MSM to facilitate those debates is idiocy on stilts. By refusing to debate the B-team, DeSantis would've established himself as Trump's equal. As it is, he made himself an instant beta. This presidential campaign is his first national rodeo and he keeps making rookie mistakes. It's maddening to watch, especially since there's more substance to the man than Trump possesses, but Trump's better at the game, certainly more ruthless.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Disney had nothing to do with it, that only helped him. People just don't want Trump-lite.
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i think his hope was simple drumpf gets in legal trouble people pick drumpf without legal trouble but what actually happened is trumps legal trouble made him gangster and cool among his followers and desantis became the bland pointless alternative
 
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i think his hope was simple drumpf gets in legal trouble people pick drumpf without legal trouble but what actually happened is trumps legal trouble made him gangster and cool among his followers and desantis became the bland pointless alternative
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Yeah, he probably also thinks there's a chance Trump won't be allowed to run, and he'll become the default next in line.
 
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If he's not allowed to run there need to be liberal-tier protests instead of just voting for someone else.
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oh that would 100 percent happen but i don't think january 6th 2 but actually violent would change much if anything it would give biden ammo
 
Night Crawler said:
Desantis was losing to a drug addicted nigger in Florida back in 2018 till Trump went down there and backed him. Then he shot up in the polls and became governor of America's trash can
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I lived in the "trashcan" at the time. That one was Gillum's race to lose. At least in the epilogue he went out in style with a gay male prostitute ODing on a hotel floor, 3 bags of chalk and 1 night of passionate gay meth fisting. ED drugs too because y'all won't want to stop once you start. The whole thing could have been written by 4chan.

You can't carry Florida gubernatorially without showing rabid Zionism... DeSantis learned that from Gillum but he's coming on *very* strong now about it the more he flails and the more deseperate he gets.

DeSantis was also a Bush admin CIA torture lawyer that worked to legitimize the anal feeding of Gitmo prisoners and CIA butt stuff.

Before that, a Seal Team JAG which is a very strange line of work that some random fatkid from Jacksonville with no experience, no clear family political or military connections and no charm to suddenly get into. I assume he has glowie parents with covers in tact but I can't prove it. What has been proven though, is that he is literally a CIA fag.
 
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retarded wording is this your brain on kiwifarms lol jokes aside you had some points but the main one being

1 desantis bet too much on trump failing
2 desantis bit the hand that feeds
3 desantis and trump have the same base it would be like AOC and bernie beefing so obviously trumps supporters are sticking with trump

i don't think the other reasons people site like him cucking to israel or even him hanging with neocons played that big a factor
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I am 100% serious. Everything I posted is why Desantis is failure. Especially the attacks on Trump right after he was indicted. Kissing Kike ass and support Israel isn't a major reason. If you went back a decade or so it would have been a major plus for a GOP candidate to fellate "muh greatest ally". These days it just doesn't matter as much anymore. Kind of like abortion. Your average voter has way too much to worry about. Hanging around with Neocons would have a bigger impact with certain people.

Once Desantis jumped in he came under greater scrutiny and people found out he wasn't all that great. Especially not someone you would want as president. Governor of Florida? Sure. President? no.
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Disney had nothing to do with it, that only helped him. People just don't want Trump-lite.
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People would rather have the real thing and not some asshole pretending to be the thing they want.
The Internet Dick said:
What happened to DeSantis?

DeSantis damaged his campaign by participating in those idiotic pre-primary debates. Trump made a power play by not participating, instantly separating himself from the herd. DeSantis should also have refused. Besides, cooperating with the MSM is always a mistake for a Republican politician. Allowing the MSM to facilitate those debates is idiocy on stilts. By refusing to debate the B-team, DeSantis would've established himself as Trump's equal. As it is, he made himself an instant beta. This presidential campaign is his first national rodeo and he keeps making rookie mistakes. It's maddening to watch, especially since there's more substance to the man than Trump possesses, but Trump's better at the game, certainly more ruthless.
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Trump didn't participate because he didn't have to. He has technical incumbency. Trump was in the lead. There was no reason for him to bother with debating with a bunch of losers.

Desantis damaged his campaign by being the shitbag moron that he is.
 
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Night Crawler said:
Trump was in the lead. There was no reason for him to bother with debating with a bunch of losers.
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Yeah, it's literally a waste of time for him when everybody knows what he's all about anyway, he's very vocal and we've seen his administration already. The best use of his time would be chipping away at the swing states, of which I think I heard he's already polling ahead in some.
 
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