What happens if all the featured happenings expire?

[SandyCat]

The current featured happening is going to expire soon and nothing else is there to take its place.

Are we all going to die?

 

[King Fructose]

Shhh don't tell nool, I wanna see what will happen

 

[Uncle Sid]

DEFCON Nothingburger

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Thus begins the anomalous phenomenon known only as The Cum Revolution.

 

[Retink]

Members start to become feral and eat each other for sustenance.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Members start to become feral and eat each other for sustenance.

We're supposed to wait? Oh.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Null calls up the Gunt and tells him to do something stupid

 

[Xenomorph]

We start aggressively halaling

 

[JethroTullamore]

He’ll just feature something about a fat woman again.

 

[Breadbassket]

The Matthew Harris featured happening sort of just happened by luck in of itself due to the antics of the person involved. All the site needs is just one more crazy person doing something to keep happenings (and all of us) alive.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

never fear some fucking retarded cunt will do something outrageously retarded soon enough .. again

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

you will find this card in your pocket, but nobody was there to put it in there.

 

[JethroTullamore]

It happened. We’re all doomed.

 

[Dysnomia]

Time folds in on itself and the fabric of space begins disintegrate. It's already happening. We're all dead and don't even know it yet.

 

[Retink]

It happened. We’re all doomed.

You're looking mighty tasty right about now to my slowly degrading mind now that I'm free of the happenings hivemind.

 

[Retink]

I think the lack of habbenings is starting to take effect.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]