What happens if I drop a toaster on my crotch whilst not wearing pants and my penis accidentally enters one of the toast slots?

[Pee Cola]

title

 

[The Nostalgia Critic]

That’s one way to get a bbc

 

[notorietus]

This is a very specific question. Is it active or not?

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Sounds hot

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

And if there's bread in the other slot, what will happen to the bread?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

hard or soft?

 

[Super Shiro]

You can pry it out with a fork, but make sure you're in the bathtub so the water acts as lubrication to make it easier.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

we've lost another one

 

[A-Stump]

Now I know why they make toasters just for hotdogs

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Man Gets Penis Stuck In Toaster, Firefighters Carry Out Hard Rescue​

Toaster Gives Good Bread, Man's Penis Gets Stuck​

Oct 8, 2013, 01:44 PM EDT
Updated Oct 8, 2013
In his defense, that toaster gives good bread.
An unidentified London man is nursing his knob after firefighters had to extract his penis from a toaster. It's unclear how the gentleman got it in there, but London's bravest were there to butter his bread, The Mirror reports.
Jokes aside, London appears to have a penis problem. MSN reports that firefighters in the area have dealt with too many lodged members over the past three years.
"I don't know whether it's the 'Fifty Shades' effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up," London firefighter Dave Brown said.
Firefighters didn't say when the incident occurred, but they released the story in an attempt to stop people from having sex with their appliances -- or getting into other kinds of embarrassing trouble that diverts resources from emergency services.

https://soundcloud.com/strudle-master%2Ftoaster-dick

 

[Rozzy]

You brown your meat.

 

[Skitarii]

This is very racially-insensitive to my people, and I do not appreciate your perpetuation of hurtful stereotypes

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck In Toaster, Firefighters Carry Out Hard Rescue​

Toaster Gives Good Bread, Man's Penis Gets Stuck​

Oct 8, 2013, 01:44 PM EDT
Updated Oct 8, 2013
In his defense, that toaster gives good bread.
An unidentified London man is nursing his knob after firefighters had to extract his penis from a toaster. It's unclear how the gentleman got it in there, but London's bravest were there to butter his bread, The Mirror reports.
Jokes aside, London appears to have a penis problem. MSN reports that firefighters in the area have dealt with too many lodged members over the past three years.
"I don't know whether it's the 'Fifty Shades' effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up," London firefighter Dave Brown said.
Firefighters didn't say when the incident occurred, but they released the story in an attempt to stop people from having sex with their appliances -- or getting into other kinds of embarrassing trouble that diverts resources from emergency services.

https://soundcloud.com/strudle-master%2Ftoaster-dick

r/medicalgore is also hilarious for the number of pics of all the ways men either almost lost their dick or did doing stuff like this. Like I wouldn't even believe some of it was real without the paper and pics, but I'll be damned. So many are of men in their 50s and 60s for some reason.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

"Accidentally." I'm on to you, you sick fuck.

 

[Smokingpoop]

Leonardo do caprio got his dick zapped by a toaster and it inspired him to paint the Mona Lisa shortly thereafter

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

The toaster was probably just responding to your actions and you didn't like the outcome. Try to not dress in a way that'd get a toaster all riled up.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Pain. Pure, unadulterated pain.

 

[Catler]

And if there's bread in the other slot, what will happen to the bread?

The strudel treatment.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Your dick gets flattened