What happens if I look up penis on Google?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm scared.

 

[Syzyg]

You'll get sunburnt by blue-screen radiation.

 

[Quijibo69]

A penis happens.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I googled penis in the early 00s and it made me gay.

Careful there.

 

[Jerry1337]

You will get aids and die.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

They slowly convince you to cut it off.

 

[Hepativore]

You will probably get Google AI-generated answers about pooners and their rotdogs.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Gay Porn. Just massive amounts of faggot porn.