What happens if you search for the May 2012 beta release of Kiwifarms?

[Skitarii]

I heard that a hyperrealistic Null pops out and feeds you 38 pancakes

 

[Thunk Provoker]

That version of the cwckiforums was only open to members, so there's no posts on the Wayback Machine.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Do not research