What happens in the men's restroom?

[Helvetia]

I've never been in a male restroom but I've always wanted to know what happens in there.

 

[Devious Dave]

Don't worry about it

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We avoid eye contact because it could accidentally initiate a blood ritual where we have to fight to the death.

Kinda like two trainers in the Pokemon games.

 

[Forever A Loner]

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We put a cookie and/or cracker on the floor and make a circle around it then proceed to jack off, and who ever cums on the cookie last has to eat it. It's not the most civilized thing to do, but rules are rules.

 

[オプセック]

They poop in the urinal.

The refined gentleman's choice is the sink, obviously.

 

[dick brain]

We avoid eye contact because it could accidentally initiate a blood ritual where we have to fight to the death.

Kinda like two trainers in the Pokemon games.

My ex was friends with a pooner and I had to explain to her that men don't fucking talk to each other in the restroom unless they're gay or cokeheads.

It really opened my eyes to how little of an understanding these people have of what it's like to be the opposite sex. Or of anything at all.

 

[Pagan Min]

The first rule of the men's bathroom is we don't talk about the men's bathroom.

The second rule of the men's bathroom is WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE MEN'S BATHROOM.

#IAmJacksExplodingBladder

 

[オプセック]

The first rule of the men's bathroom is we don't talk about the men's bathroom.

The second rule of the men's bathroom is WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE MEN'S BATHROOM.

#IAmJacksExplodingBladder

So, how haram would you rate this thread and your post herein?

 

[PunkinMan]

We fuck with each other

My friends used to stand outside mine when I was shitting and do this or kick the door in to scare the shit out of me.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

We piss, shit, wash our hands and leave. Of course, you have to use a paper towel to open the door or washing your hands was meangingless.

 

[Helvetia]

We piss, shit, wash our hands and leave. Of course, you have to use a paper towel to open the door or washing your hands was meangingless.

So like the ladies, but with less penises.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Leave an unflushed 8-inch log to horrify the janitors and anyone who wants to use the toilet