what happens when jared fogle gets released In 2030?

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[LifeAlert]

he becomes the next conservative darling ala andrew tate, matt gaetz, russell brand and matt walsh

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He's gonna start his own subs restaurant

 

[Laburnum]

Wow, the prison diet is even better than the Subway one!

 

[DankSmoker]

He starts using discord like all the other pedophiles.

 

[Farsided]

God willing, he walks by a phone booth.