What happens when we run out Lolcows?

It's not that lolcows are running out, rather their life expectancies are increasing. As we all know, our population is growing every day. Don't forget to consider that in your calculations. If you're an elderly lolcow, you're already considered ancient, if you're 30 years old, you're considered an adult, and if you're still in your teens, you're an adolescent. Lolcows nowadays are living longer than ever before and are not going anywhere. People will always be gullible and you will always get to enjoy lolcows.
 
Well, we'd probably be extinct. Eccentricities are as integral to the core of human existence as the ability to be (primarily) bipedal and walk on two legs. Long story short:
as long as there are retards and edgy teens there is never going to be a shortage
 
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Have you ever followed a journo on Twitter? Once the news papers die out They'll be unemployed and they'll still brag about their blue checkmark (the mark of the beast). Plus with Social Media still going strong lolcows will never die and are bigger than ever
 
Just rewrite the standards. It's already stupid easy to be labelled a lolcow anyway.
 
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