What has it got in its pocketses?

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[Divine right to rule]

The remote for your wife's vibrator.
When you hear a buzz while she is watching TV with you, that was me.

 

[Skitarii]

>stick hands inside gf

"She has pockets, you know"

 

[Table Country]

It's not fair. Ask us another one.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Herpes.