What have I ever done to you?

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You can list my deeds alphabetically, or in order of severity.

 

[ShamefurDispray]

We cool

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

You are complicit in the schemes of my enemies

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

deed: exist - severity: maximal

 

[Pissmaster]

I once had to use the bathroom right after you, and you had to install a new roll of toilet paper, and you hung it backwards.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I once had to use the bathroom right after you, and you had to install a new roll of toilet paper, and you hung it backwards.

No I didn't, and if I did you deserved it.

 

[SentinentCloud]

you have told me you never loved me

 

[SentinentCloud]

changed your number and pretended we were nothing just soembody you used to know