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That's tragic. Ham hock is exquisite. I blame hipsters. But I do that for everything.
Ironically, around my way I have the hipsters to thank for access to ham hock, pig feet, weird organ meats, etc., because the area is full of crunchy-granola small-time farmers and they sell every damn cut through the farmer's markets and the local hippie grocery co-op.

You haven't seen a happy dog like a dog that just got some raw pig feet.
Red beans and rice is my favorite recipe to make with a leftover ham bone. Cajun cooking is great fun but it is so unhealthy if you do it the right way with copious amounts of butter.
And lard. Lard is crucial to the scheme.
 
Whole wheat muffins. I needed something to go with a pot of beans (speaking of...), but just recently had cornbread and wanted something different. Plain whole wheat muffins was perfect. I made a less sweet version, using a recipe from a 70s cookbook. It called for 1/3 cup sugar. Some recipes online call for up to a cup.
 
And lard. Lard is crucial to the scheme.

Incidentally lard is unfairly maligned and it's actually good for you. It was deliberately smeared by the manufacturers of Crisco to pimp their shitty vegetable shortening that lard is better than in every way. I'm not joking either, there's proof.
 
Incidentally lard is unfairly maligned and it's actually good for you. It was deliberately smeared by the manufacturers of Crisco to pimp their shitty vegetable shortening that lard is better than in every way. I'm not joking either, there's proof.

I can't believe people are rating this horrifying. You have literally been lied to by the Jews. ZOG controls your mind. Lard is actually a good thing, and you have bought into defamatory propaganda. There is nothing better for pie crust than leaf lard. Pies made with anything else are pretty much absolute crap.

You have been fucking brainwashed by the manufacturers of cottonseed oil, a disgusting, inferior product. Did you even know Crisco is just cottonseed oil? Do you know why this product even exists? It was just castoff industrial waste from the manufacture of cotton. That's literally what it is. It's fucking garbage! They turned it into a product, and sold it to you stupid fucking morons!

And lard somehow got a bad reputation even though it is vastly superior to this crap. Don't believe me? Try making a pie crust with lard and then one with Crisco, see which pie gets eaten first.
 
Diced carot, parsnip, celery root, onion, rutabaga and onions slowly fried together with relevant spices, let it mellow on low-medium for 10 minutes, cut some smoked ham into rods and stirred that in, let that go for another 7-8 minutes in the pan, then added crushed tomatoes and tomato paste and let it simmer for 20-25 minutes. Served with coarse chitarra spaghetti and white cheddar because that was the one I had on hand. Really good even though my intention was to make fried rice.

Hipsters and other kinds of fags have made ox tails and cheeks very expensive, ham hocks are still cheap as fuck and with a root mash(the vegetables above plus potatoes, no cream or butter) it is fantastic.
 
Ironically, around my way I have the hipsters to thank for access to ham hock, pig feet, weird organ meats, etc., because the area is full of crunchy-granola small-time farmers and they sell every damn cut through the farmer's markets and the local hippie grocery co-op.

You haven't seen a happy dog like a dog that just got some raw pig feet.

And lard. Lard is crucial to the scheme.
I've made attempts to cook Cajun with margerine to accommodate my wife's weight loss goals, but good God Almighty is it hard to make it work. Stick margerine tends to work better for rouxing than spreads, oils seem to work adequately as well. Butter and lard work best, but diets are cruel mistresses and inferior Cajun is better than no Cajun. By the by, the Cajun mirepoix of celery, onion, and green bell pepper can have the pepper substituted for more interesting flavors like jalapeno or poblano if you want the dish to be spicier/smokier respectively. I almost prefer jalapeno mirepoix to its bell pepper cousin for red beans. Be sure to deseed your jalapenos if you try this or all you'll taste is capsaicin.
I only ever use shortening for specific baked goods or cast iron seasoning, so that's out. Why people eat that for more than annual cookies or specific metal oiling is beyond me.

Lard is also an essential ingredient in Mexican cuisine, which makes things hard for me when the mood strikes. Thankfully there's a lot more to Mexican than just tamales and refried beans. Unfortunately tortillas are made with lard so the "healthy" marketed - or heaven forbid, vegan - tortillas/wraps are my only real options these days. Again, inferior is better than none. And yes, you can refry beans with margerine instead of lard.
 
Butter is fantastic for literally anything else (including scotch shortbread). But lard is what you need for pie crust, period. This is just God's holy law.
Lard is essential. Praise the pig. I do love a good butter, though. The thing is that there several different uses for all they types of oil and butters. As far as Crisco goes, it doesn't come into this house and I'm southern to the core. Lard, yes gawd. It's good to use in moderation for the purpose you mentioned or any other flaky pastry. I've seen folks use it in biscuits, but I prefer ice cold butter for that. Olive oil is one of my personal preferred oils because I like its taste, but the smoke point is far too low for some things so you have to go old school with the peanut oil or canola. Some of these oils they're coming out with just seem substandard. Grapeseed oil is good, but has a lower smoking point than olive oil. I use ghee quite a bit, but it has it's own unique flavor. Great, now I've gone fully oil and fat autistic.
 
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Last night I made what is probably not very authentic indian butter chicken, but it was good and something different than what I usually do. I made some rice on the side but it really needed some naan to go with all the saucy goodness.
Some boss ass biscuits that taste exactly like KFC

  • 6 cups All purpose flour
  • 4 TBSP Baking Powder
  • 4 TBSP Sugar
  • 2 tsp salt
  • 1 pound butter, cut into cubes
  • 2 cups milk
Heat the oven to 375, mix the dry shit and butter first at a super low speed using a paddle attachment until the butter looks like peas. Throw the milk in there and mix until it starts forming around the paddle. Get that shit onto a floured surface and roll out to about the size of your first knuckle from the fingernail. I had a biscuit cutter so I use that but if you got a round cookie cutter, that will work too. Use any scraps to make a frankenbiscuit. Throw that shit onto a baking sheet w parchment paper and into the oven for 10-12 minutes. Makes 14 motherfuckers. If ya can do basic multiplication, you can make as many fuckers as you want.
I'll have to try those, I fuckin love biscuits so much.

Adding to the general biscuit discourse- I've not tried the method of grating frozen butter but I've heard of that method before and want to try it. I also learned recently that the protien content of your flour can make a difference in the end result, higher protien brands (like King Arthur) can help create flakiness.
As for lard? I'll see if I can get some and use that in future recipes. My parents are bizarrely squemish about so many thngs and it was hard to get them to come around to the concept of Crisco. Crisco has worked fine for me but I'll try anything that leads me to biscuit perfection.
 
Lard is also baller for french fries too. It's why McDonald's used to use it.
Damn, I thought they used beef tallow. Still a solid choice. Amazing with Yorkshire puddings along with duck fat. I must be getting that holidays feeling.
 
I've made attempts to cook Cajun with margerine to accommodate my wife's weight loss goals, but good God Almighty is it hard to make it work. Stick margerine tends to work better for rouxing than spreads, oils seem to work adequately as well. Butter and lard work best, .

yeah, different browning profiles
 
Some Yakisoba with fresh noodles, bunch of veggies I had fresh, shrimp and bacon.
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Please forgive the disposable bowl and fork. My dishwasher broke two weeks ago, and won't have the replacement for another two weeks. My sink is also cracked so it sucks doing dishes by hand because my sink leaks. It's gonna be an expensive fix :(
 
They used to actually use beef tallow. Some Indians (dot not feather) got really mad and sued over it. Now they list "natural beef flavor" whatever the fuck that means.
Beef dripping is used by a vanishingly small number of British chippies, I think Whitby might be their last bastion. Whitby: come for the fish and chips, stay for the rampant vampirism.
 
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