What he paid for us

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

The power of the blood of Jesus Christ is often bandied about as a cliche, but every Farmer would do well to ponder the implications of the savior's precious blood:



The Lamb of God is enthroned in everlasting glory because of what he suffered on your behalf. The flesh—skin and muscle both—was torn from his body using a spiked flail. Roman soldiers whipped him in an ecstasy of sheer malice, with no desire to preserve the functioning or life of his body, such that by the end of the whipping he was unable even to carry his cross on his own.

Jesus Christ was put to death as a result of your sins, my sins, and the sins of the world. You are directly responsible for his murder, and his blood cries out from the earth for vengeance; though he is risen, God's wrath shall be returned upon the Earth, in full and dreadful measure, the due recompense for our murder of God's only perfect Son.

The Earth will be consumed in holy fire, even as so many of God's faithful and holy martyrs, including Michael Servetus, have for two millennia been burnt alive.



The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,
Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

The awesome might of Jesus' name is proclaimed eternally by the heavenly host of holy angels:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

 

[Idiotron]

Does anybody else think that Jesus sacrificed absolutely nothing?

Think about it:
He was born and immediately given a bunch of gold, making him essentially a trust fund kid.
Then, he was taken care of by some monks so he was provided food, shelter and clothing.
He never had a job, he just walked around and rambled.

"Um... but he died for our sins"
No, he didn't.
He suffered for a combined time of maybe a few days, then laid in a tomb for 3 days, then he got out and went to Heaven where HE WILL RULE OVER ALL OF THE UNIVERSE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
You call that a sacrifice? I call that a great deal.
If I was going to become supreme ruler of everything forever, you can torture me, bruh, it will be worth it and I will eventually judge you and send you to Hell where you will suffer a lot more than I did.

I've never understood the sacrifice argument, it makes no sense.

 

[Judge Holden]

The power of the blood of George Floyd is often bandied about as a cliche, but every Farmer would do well to ponder the implications of the savior's precious blood:


The Lion of Kemet is enthroned in everlasting glory because of what he suffered on your behalf. The flesh—skin and muscly boot lips both—was torn from his body using a spiked knee. Cracka cops kneeled on him in an ecstasy of sheer malice, with no desire to preserve the functioning or life of his body, such that by the end of the kneeling he was unable even to carry his banana on his own.

George Floyd was put to death as a result of your sins, my sins, and the sins of the world. You are directly responsible for his murder, and his blood cries out from the earth for vengeance; though he is risen, Kemet's wrath shall be returned upon the Earth, in full and dreadful measure, the due recompense for our murder of Kemet's only perfect Son.

The Earth will be consumed in holy fire, even as so many of Kemet's faithful and holy martyrs, including Michael Brown, have for two millennia been burnt alive.


The four and twenty niggas fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their empty KFC buckets before the throne, saying,
Thou art worthy n shit mah nigger, to receive all dat glory and honour and gibs and dats: for thou wuzzed all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were fented.

The awesome might of Floyd's name is proclaimed eternally by the heavenly host of his homies:

 

[David Brown]

Erm, uncapitalized "he"? You need to heccin respect G-d's pronouns!

 

[Suburban Bastard]

such that by the end of the whipping he was unable even to carry his cross on his own.

SKILL ISSUE

 

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Does anybody else think that Jesus sacrificed absolutely nothing?

Think about it:
He was born and immediately given a bunch of gold, making him essentially a trust fund kid.
Then, he was taken care of by some monks so he was provided food, shelter and clothing.
He never had a job, he just walked around and rambled.

"Um... but he died for our sins"
No, he didn't.
He suffered for a combined time of maybe a few days, then laid in a tomb for 3 days, then he got out and went to Heaven where HE WILL RULE OVER ALL OF THE UNIVERSE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
You call that a sacrifice? I call that a great deal.
If I was going to become supreme ruler of everything forever, you can torture me, bruh, it will be worth it and I will eventually judge you and send you to Hell where you will suffer a lot more than I did.

I've never understood the sacrifice argument, it makes no sense.

It's AKSHUALLY the concept of Jewish blood sacrifice where the blood is magic and purifies because G-d said it does in the Torah. All Jewish garbage.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I approve of the use of Biblically accurate angels and multi-eyed punk rock lambs.