What historical or prehistoric event would you change if you had a time machine?

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

Bring some gays with me to ancient Greece to give everyone aids.

 

[Axiom.]

Go back to 2020 and tell St. Floyd to OD on the corner of the building instead

 

[TenMilesWide]

Challenger explodes with its original intended occupants: Big Bird dies in that fireball.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Kill the Marquis de Sade, the Jacobins, and anyone else who tries to turn the Revolution into the abomination it became. Then stop Marx and Nietzsche's parents from meeting.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

I would prevent the OP's conception.


"Evils"? I mean, I think it's a pretty pointless thing to do to babies, but I'm not exactly traumatized everyday by my lack of a foreskin.

And yet, none of us know what we're missing...

 

[Gog & Magog]

Nothing because I wouldn't wish to unintentionally prevent my own birth.

 

[Harvey Danger]

They offered to transport me
Back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time

 

[Fuggalope]

Convince the American colonies to pick their own damn cotton.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

How about going a little further back in time? Killing the SOBs killed Archduke Franz-Ferdinand before they killed him so WWI would have been delayed a bit or having the "Entente Cordiale" between England and France project cancelled.

Nothing could have stopped that event since it was orchestrated by the great Eozdniw.

 

[Syzyg]

Civilizing the Gauls instead of exterminating them. Might have helped Rome with its Barbarian problems centuries later.

 

[Niggolash]

Back to 2009 to invest in Bitcoin.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I'd go to before the Civil War with a complete fatalities list and read off the names one by one in front of Congress/travelling town to town.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I already did this a while ago when I went back in time and stopped Hitler from being assassinated.

 

[Based Trees]

I'd save the dodo, they would've been a fun exotic pet to have.

 

[Not a bee]

Trip Paul Revere and steal the spotlight

 

[grump]

I'd go back to the 90s and leave a big stack of BBC cuckold porn for Linus Torvalds to distract him long enough for some other OS kernal to gain prominence.

That way although the credit for starting the OSS revolution might still go to another SJW. Its not very likely they'll be quite as insufferable as Linus.

 

[Targeted Individual]

Make Argentina win the 2014 World Cup

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

The outcome of World War II.

 

[Fag Albert]

I'd barge into a young Osamu Tezuka's house and tear up all of his disney shit.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I'd like to rescue a baby Triceratops from extinction and keep him as a pet.