What historical or prehistoric event would you change if you had a time machine?

Take a long piss off the twin towers and shoot down the planes with a makeshift rocket laucher (the feds and Bush didn't see that coming), amass potentially more deaths now that the planes squash people. Become schizophrenic hero dressed as Hunter S. Thompson or some silly shit like Dio Brando, die immediately. Leave a note saying "only Kiwifarms will understand", Kiwifarms is ultimately never formed through my action alone. Also leave a burned marx book, burned mein kamp, all sorts of manifesto books to confuse them more and have a copy of Democracy The God That Failed on my body. This will change nothing aside from a few things.
 
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