What hobbies should I start?

[Hitchhiker]

After accepting Trump's buyout I no longer have my job as ambassador to the reptilian Agarthan people and now have a lot of free time on my hands.

So far I've been learning to bake, taken up running, and practicing on my guitar again. I'm looking for something that isn't exhausting or requires buying a lot of stuff, and I can do for a couple hours.

And before anyone says it, masturbation is not a hobby, sucking dick isn't either. I'm looking at you @Fat Gollum

 

[Hangly Man]

I'm thinking of taking up fentanyl.

 

[Hangly Man]

ed; sorry double post

 

[We Are The Witches]

Reading seems good, for that amount of time. And you can quit anytime if on a rush, then return whenever you like.

 

[Axiom.]

Whore yourself out onto the street.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Have you considered laughing at eccentric people on The Internet?

 

[Fat Gollum]

And before anyone says it, masturbation is not a hobby, sucking dick isn't either. I'm looking at you @Fat Gollum

I was going to say gardening, but now that you brought it up...

 

[Pedophobe]

Whitlin. You get to make stuff but it's really cheap.

 

[soup peddler]

Pottery.

 

[CryptoHermit]

If you want something easy enough and cheap you can get into fermentation. Make lacto-fermentated veg with jars and salt or start a ginger bug ( a load of ginger, water, sugar mixed in a jar for active cultures to make sodas) or scobi ( a load of tea, sugar and water forms a gelled culture that can ferment kombuchas). I'm a member of a Wildlife org where I hike every month with a load of people to help plant trees or set stuff up for "re-wilding" as the new hotness.

 

[CoffeeCup]

Pick up drawing.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Training crabs to give high fives.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Macrame is nice.

 

[OrionBalls]

Crochet is peaceful, you can do it while you're just vegging out, and you get a neat sweater at the end.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Serious answer: Papercraft. Pretty relaxing.

 

[dick brain]

Ideally a hobby should either exercise your generative drive in a rewarding or meaningful way, or sublimate suppressed emotions or thoughts. You already mentioned running and music, which are my go-to recommendations, so idk. I like chess960 and billiards and D&D.

Also calisthenics. Everyone in the world needs to be doing some form of cardio and some form of resistance training, neglecting either leads to health and mobility problems down the road.