I have twelve cats. No fucking shit; I am a legit cat lady.
Seven of them are battle-scarred FIV+ ex-tomcats I ended up with because I trap feral cats to have them spayed/neutered, and all of these boys turned out to be tame.
One is a total sissyboy declawed cat who has never (AFAIK) set foot outside in his life; his previous owner took him to our vet and wanted him euthanized because he wasn't using the litterbox. My vet refused to do it, talked the owner into surrendering him, and when I came in a couple of days later to pick up meds for one of my cats I got asked if I wanted another "project cat." He was only two years old at the time, and it turned out that his declaw was badly done (not that there's ever a good one, but this one was egregiously bad), so any kind of litter hurts his front feet. After much patient experimentation, we've worked out a solution, and he uses the box like he should. He was an anxious mess when I first got him, but he's a happy dude now. He and all of the ex-tomcats get along with each other, and will sometimes sleep together in a mass in the middle of my bed. I call it the Bro Pile.
One is a gigantic, longhaired female cat who looks like a furry throw pillow with a cat head and tail attached, and is just about as smart as your average throw pillow, too. She's the weird, awkward girl who just wants to be liked, but gets ignored by all the other cats, so I have to pick up their slack.
One is a tiny tortoiseshell girl who is fiendishly clever and was probably a criminal mastermind in a previous life. She lives to fuck my shit up, but she's kind of hilarious, so I let her live. She's an honorary member of the Bro Pile.
One is a battle-scarred ex-tomcat who is, amazingly, not FIV+. He doesn't like other cats at all distrusts humans, and only sort-of tolerates me. He has a chronic autoimmune condition (stomatitis) that requires medication. Fortunately, he takes his meds in food and his condition is under control, but he lives in my backyard and refuses to set foot in the house. Someday, a coyote will probably eat him, and I'll be heartbroken, but until then his life is pretty damned good.
The last one is roughly 18 years old, with cataracts, and deaf as a post, but the sweetest old man you can imagine. He has no teeth left and drools like Russell Greer when he purrs. Since he's deaf, he yowls at top volume when he can't find me, until I go reassure him that I'm here; he especially likes to do this between 2:00 and 4:00 AM. Last year, somebody abandoned him, in a cat carrier full of piss and shit, behind a convenience store in my neighborhood. I'm the neighborhood cat lady, so of course I got asked if I could take him. He's doing surprisingly well for a rickety, half-blind old motherfucker. He hasn't quite found his niche in the Bro Pile yet, but a couple of the ex-toms and the sissyboy declawed guy really like him.
No, I can't have nice things because I've chosen to have all these fucking cats instead, but have long since made my peace with that.