WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! 10/6/2019 - in which Amber vague-whines about getting bad news, NOT related to Norma Jean. NO ASSUMPTIONS!

[DefCon Dumb]

"Don't speculate..." Hah! I will dredge myself out of the miasmic swamp of rainy Sunday doom & despair & spend hoooooours ponderously postulating why, once again, 'she haz woez'. The possibilities are deliciously mundane.

 

[Xenomorph]

Alright Gorls, this was filmed when AHS new season premiered this was amongst the whole Norma shitstorm.
So these two things that happened I am sure is about Norma or Misty.

 

[Mandaark]

Jesus look at that fucking bowl of cereal, why is it so big?



Also, my guesses for the "omg so turrible" news:

Dustin no longer can be friends

Or


Her scale can no longer be altered below the dreaded 600 elbees mark, because shes too fucking fat.

 

[vroomrustproof]

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Just give it some time, the same will happen with Twinkie just like when people started pointing out how dark Amber's knuckles are, in the next video Twinkie's nails will all of a sudden be trimmed and tidy

Speaking of Twinkie, she can't have any of what Amber is eating... even though she says she doesn't eat the chicken or pork from what she ordered?

 

[Fandom Trash]

Only Amberlynn thinks eating Chinese food high in sodium (something she should be avoiding at her weight) is the key out of depression.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"I got some very bad news today, but I don't want to talk about it. It's the worst news I've ever recieved but don't ask me about it. I don't ever wanna talk about it, but it's so bad you guise. It's not about Becky's family DON'T SPECULATE. I've been crying all day but le's not talk about that. "

OMG DUMPLINGS!!!!

I would comment on this video, but I’m going through something horrible right now. Please don’t ask about it I don’t want to talk about it. I’m just going to read the other comments, because I got some really bad news. Please don’t assume anything. I’m crying right now & feel mentally drained, but please don’t mention it to me, because I don’t want to talk about it.

Have you tried eating dumplings?

 

[vroomrustproof]

Only Amberlynn thinks eating Chinese food high in sodium (something she should be avoiding at her weight) is the key out of depression.

I'll say what was said here before

As long as Amber doesn't learn how to cook, she is stuck between eating bland food that doesn't fill her up and that she doesn't like (like those bland ass pre-made salads she got a few weeks ago and ate on camera and then stopped) and takeout food that is high in everything

She claims she knows how to cook, but " doesn't like to"... the few shit I saw her cook like her famous chili grog pot is not food

If someone can post that compilation of some of the food ALR cooked that'd be great

 

[CindyChafe]

Food and feeleens, nothing else going on with this one

 

[Richie Richard]

Mad that they didn't include a plastic fork when she is in a residence that has forks. Another useless eater endlessly adding to landfills, cool.

 

[Fandom Trash]

The face when the sodium finally kicks in.

 

[vroomrustproof]

Mad that they didn't include a plastic fork when she is in a residence that has forks. Another useless eater endlessly adding to landfills, cool.

She probably knows she'll kick the bucket by 33, so she tries to leave this world by being a piece of shit

On another note, I was looking up how many calories were in those Cheerios she ate, when...

Anyways, our gorl may have had at least 600 calories worth of cereal

The amount she had is just an estimate of mine, when I first started weighing the food I ate and saw how much 50g of oatmeal looks I was surprised

 

[Mandaark]

She probably knows she'll kick the bucket by 33, so she tries to leave this world by being a piece of shit

On another note, I was looking up how many calories were in those Cheerios she ate, when...

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Anyways, our gorl may have had at least 600 calories worth of cereal

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The amount she had is just an estimate of mine, when I first started weighing the food I ate and saw how much 50g of oatmeal looks I was surprised

"But Cheerios are hulthy....why is there 120 carbs and 840 sodiums?"

 

[DubbleBubble]

She probably knows she'll kick the bucket by 33, so she tries to leave this world by being a piece of shit

On another note, I was looking up how many calories were in those Cheerios she ate, when...

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Anyways, our gorl may have had at least 600 calories worth of cereal

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The amount she had is just an estimate of mine, when I first started weighing the food I ate and saw how much 50g of oatmeal looks I was surprised

also, factor in the half gallon of milk she dumped in that gigantic serving bowl too. if its normal milk thats a heaping of calories for such a huge bowl. if it's shitty reduced fat milk then it's a ton of sugar to replace the fat because that's how 'mericans roll. I mean in general American cereal is candy anyway and a horrible choice but still.

I mean it's something we already know but Amber has zero sense of what a normal human eats in a day, and has no sense of what a normal, healthy portion of food looks like. She eats out of serving bowls, serving plates, designed for multiple people.

Side rant because seeing the good ol Burgerland Nutrition Facts label got me going. The fuck is a serving size? it's totally subjective, or open to interpretation (cups and spoons are not accurate measure by any standard). Very rarely is there ever some kind of real measurement on packages and it's part of the reason Americans never learn portion control.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Too bad the giant gyoza challenge is in a restaurant called Kagurazaka Hanten in Japan. I think she'd destroy it at record speed. And besides, she can't fit anywhere in Japan.

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Twinkie looks more like a fat pug these days.

 

[marjoram]

Filthy fat beast eating dumplings with her filthy fat fingers.....her nails are grotesque
When she can't sleep does she just snuffle among the covers looking for stray crumbs and globs of sauce she can suck outta the blankets?

 

[raritycunt]

If she really was that upset, wouldn't she... oh, I don't know... not film herself with a giant shit-eating grin while shoveling dumpleeeeens into her mouth? Pure speculation here.

Because she HAD to show all those people in her DMs who were concerned about her that’s shes willing to eat herself sick even when she has very VERY bad news that she doesn’t wanna talk about

 

[mekalekahi]

I love when she makes a attempt to look cute when filming. Her face has doubled in size this year and out of all her issues i think that bothers her the most. She wasnt devasted enough to do her usual eye fucking mid sentence.


I cant believe I just watched a video of a 600lb woman describing Chinese food in detail for almost 5 minutes. I think the holidays is going to permanently knock amber into that bed and im looking forward to her new years resolution video in 3 months.

 

[Mandaark]

also, factor in the half gallon of tard cum she dumped in that gigantic serving bowl too. if its normal tard cum thats a heaping of calories for such a huge bowl. if it's shitty reduced fat tard cum then it's a ton of sugar to replace the fat because that's how 'mericans roll. I mean in general American cereal is candy anyway and a horrible choice but still.

I mean it's something we already know but Amber has zero sense of what a normal human eats in a day, and has no sense of what a normal, healthy portion of food looks like. She eats out of serving bowls, serving plates, designed for multiple people.

Side rant because seeing the good ol Burgerland Nutrition Facts label got me going. The fuck is a serving size? it's totally subjective, or open to interpretation (cups and spoons are not accurate measure by any standard). Very rarely is there ever some kind of real measurement on packages and it's part of the reason Americans never learn portion control.

....bit of a powerlevel, but I've cooked in restaurants for years.
A cup is 8oz. A tablespoon is 15ml.
There are exact measurements, to be certain. Whether people know that or not is more of the problem. That, and actually calculating the calories for said 8oz cup vs. being like our gorl and eating 6 cups and seeing "x calories" for a single cup, and not realizing that by eating 6 cups you disregarded the serving size.

 

[literally low-key]

Mad that they didn't include a plastic fork when she is in a residence that has forks. Another useless eater endlessly adding to landfills, cool.

Do you think she went to the kitchen herself to get a fork or did she yell for Becky?

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! - 10/06/2019
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- "I probably look worse than I ever have" (Every day is worse, isn't it? Does that tell you something about your life, Hamber?)

- She feels worse than she ever has because of "stuff" that she refuses to talk about and that's why she hasn't been uploading to YouTube. (Despite lots of happy Density-related SnapChat posts!)

- TWO really bad things! Such bad news! Never wants to talk about it! (*internet waits for it all to come spilleen out anyway*)

- It's NOT about Beggy's family.

- She's uploading the 'what I ate today' bullshit BECAUSE she admits it's 'not as much as usual' - so the perfect ruse to pretend she doesn't eat as much as everyone KNOWS she GuzzleChomps in a day.

- Flashback to yesterday!

- Potsticker/dumplings with "some sauce" (not admitting it's soy-sauce-based and LOADED with sodium)

- "I EAT IN MY ROOM AND I HAVE BEEN CRYEEN" (*internet rolls its collective eyes*)

- "TAKE MY MIND OFF OF THAT WITH DUMPLINGS" (The 100% mindset of someone with an EATING DISORDER and UNHEALTHY SELF-HARMING practices being put onto YouTube.)

MOOKBONG INITIATED?

- Also got Singapore Rice Noodles (for a "separate meal"? Nah, she gonna eat that too right now!). But she DOESN'T EAT THE PORK OR CHICKEN SI-CHEW-ATIONS YOU GUISE.

- Also, pretty sure noodle-based dishes do NOT come with separate rice, so she clearly ordered MORE than that.

- Name-drops the Nicocado Avocado si-chew-ation.

- Another plug for American Horror Story.

- Another plug for Sprite Zero Sugar.

- VoiceOverLynn claiming this photo of Cheerio & Oats cereal and frozen Cotton Candy grapes was her "next meal" while claiming she did not even finish her previous meal. (So once again she's either a LAH or just a WASTEFUL BEAST.)

- Reminder to the haydurs not to call her out for lying that this was a normal food day - she admittedly eats WAY more than this, but refuses to show THOSE days on camera.

COMMENT OF THE DAY!
Comment from "being friends my with ex...." (out of 2,977): B R - "@Selena Smith ffs how sad and pathetic do you have to be to reply to EVERY comment?? We get it, you live up big Al's fupa. But this is a public platform, she uploads, she leaves the comments on, it's how she makes money (she literally can't do anything else). People can and will comment their opinions on her trash content. If that offends you, go bury yourself under her shelf-ass and cry."
Response: "This is a reply to someone else so I'm not going to read those because it's not directed towards me."
Comment #2: Kathy Miao - "Have you considered losing some weight?"
Response #2: "I guess that's not a 'silly question' to someone new to the channel. Hi, I'm Amberlynn Reid. My heighest weight is 572.4. Disgusting, horrid, at 16 I was 420 pounds. When I was 21 or 22 I got down to 331, then I went through 'traumatizing changes' like gallstones, then me and my girlfriend broke up, was with another girl but long story short, another heartbreak, super-depressed and wound up at 572.4, disgusting, horrible."
- "Struggleen with binge eating and food addiction."
- Shelf-ass pats for NOT "bingeen" in a WEEK!
- She weighed herself and lost EIGHT ELBEES but oh no DIDN'T FILM IT!

TL;DR: SHE EATS CHINESE FOOD, BUT NOT AT TRUE MOOK-BONG LEVEL. SO MUCH BAD NEWS SADNESS BUT NOT TALKING ABOUT IT. THEN STORIES HAPPEN. SKIP.