what if aliens just really like Probing people up the buttholes and alien abductions are actually rapes

[Cats]

this is an advanced species of gray alien who already likely knows all there is to know about the hairless talking apes on planet earth. In such an intellectual society there are bound to be a few freaks among the population. What if the abductions that happen here on earth are aliens breaking the no-contact laws to come down here and diddle human beings up the ass? It could happen. What do you think about that?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Is there a way I can sign up for these abductions?

 

[Frostine]

It’s not rape because I give consent

 

[Your Starter for 10]

After the pyramids and giving us the capacity to use tools, I figure we owe them a few probe sessions.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

You did play Duke Nukem, right?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’ll never forgive the aliens for creating Icarly