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I really want it to happen but I am skeptical about it. I too want "reality cartoons" to be real but it isn't that simple with the stupid laws of physics.
What if Chris is right about the Dimensional Merge?
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what if @Webby's Boyfriend took a rope to the neck and ended his absolutely horrible fucking existence
T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2
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what if @Webby's Boyfriend deleted his account?
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Great now we have 3 retards
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@Webby's Boyfriend is the gift that keeps on giving, you just keep doubling down with this shiztobabble. Im sorry to say no matter how hard you wish, you will never fuck a cartoon duck, by all means keep telling us all about it though.
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True. Next to this, Chris's maundering 'let's pretend I'm Santa Claus and I just took a load of Viagra' boredom sounds like a subject for riveting hours of conversation.
@Webby's Boyfriend, your OP is boring and so are you. Delete your account and make something worthwhile of your life.
T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2
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The fact that he wants to comitt both adultery and bestiality at the same time is wrong.
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I would murder Webby (I don't even know who the fuck Webby is but it'd be a pretty good prank to pull on @Webby's Boyfriend)
T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2
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Webby is a character from the 1987 and 2017 Ducktales series
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By his own logic all you would need to do is draw it
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What if the moon were made of cheese?
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If a dimensional merge happens, watch out for Vortigaunts. I hate those fuckers.
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If I make a cartoon where an omniscient character states that cartoons aren't real, would every "reality cartoons" disappear in a puff of logic?
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Man when I first saw you mention the reality cartoons stuff I assumed you were just doing a poor job explaining your beliefs but now I realize you're fuckin autistic.
JongleJingle
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To be honest, if this shit DID happen, I'd arm myself and hope to god the various killer bugs and universe destroying super robots that get spawned into this world at least leave me alone for a moment while I construct a little ship for me to escape the hellhole Earth: Chris Edition has become.
I'm fairly certain Getter Robo and the Angels from Evangelion wouldn't be getting along fairly well, to say nothing of the literal demon hordes and religious fanatics in power armor running about as well. Maybe I can jack an R-Type fighter and escape that way?
I'm fairly certain Getter Robo and the Angels from Evangelion wouldn't be getting along fairly well, to say nothing of the literal demon hordes and religious fanatics in power armor running about as well. Maybe I can jack an R-Type fighter and escape that way?
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No, because your cartoon would erase itself from existence retroactively, thereby erasing the circumstances under which the erasure occurred
Unless your cartoon always existed...
![:\](/styles/custom/emotes/svg/chris-confused.svg "Confused :\")
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If cartoons are real then I advise anime girls to carry a gun at all times because of all the weebs that want to rape them.
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Does the A stand for Autist?
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Usually, I don't resort to reaction pictures, but this autism is so mind-bogglingly retarded, the only kind of response it deserves is low effort shit like this
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the absolute state of the cwc board
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