What if Chris lactated?

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What kind of milk would he produce? I think we all know it wouldn't be skim! Would he want to breastfeed Crystal? Would Barb want him to breastfeed HER? What if Chris' breast milk was packaged and sold at Whole Foods as a cow's milk substitute? Would Jenny McCarthy campaign against it for giving her child autism? What if he lactated onto a newspaper? Would it come out like a girl?
 
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