What If Chris Showed Up To Your Mom's House With a Box of Cherry Cordials?

[Mariposa Electrique]

And he knocked on the door asking for her?
What would you do?
Also, the cordials smell like fresh turds.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I would hide in an ogre safe bathroom.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ward him of with a pickle the same way you'd ward of a vampire with a crucifix.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Pistol whip him with my Desert Eagle.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

I would fire up the frypan and cook us all some delicious bacon cordinal cherry burgers.

 

[Seth MacFarlane]

I'd tell him I'll make Peter Griffin beat the crap out of him if he doesn't leave this instant. The longer he stays the more likely there would be a Family Guy rebellion against CWCville.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd tell him I'll make Peter Griffin beat the crap out of him if he doesn't leave this instant. The longer he stays the more likely there would be a Family Guy rebellion against CWCville.

Holy crap Louis! It's Christian Weston Chandler, here at our house!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Holy crap Louis! It's Christian Weston Chandler, here at our house!

And he's bangin' Mrs. Pewterschmidt.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

My Mom's not Barb's decrepit age so I'd take the cherry cordials out of his hand and stomp on the box then lock the door and call the police.

 

[Niggernerd]

Shoot him and feed him to the neighborhood raccoons

 

[MrTroll]

I never say no to cherry cordials.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

"Sorry Chris, but my mom's grussy is reserved for yours truly."