What if CWCville hosted the Olympics?

[José Mourinho]

What if CWCville hosted the Olympics instead of Tokyo? Would Sonichu be recognized more all over the world? Would it be better than whatever happened in Tokyo? Would the seven chaotic crystals be finally found? Discuss.

 

[Ramborambo]

Clean sweep for Sonichu, golds in every event.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I think, they would be surprised to find out that Ted Bundy is still alive.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Sonichu would become the next symbol of the olympics, replacing the rings with all the Sonichu heads.
Jerks would automatically be disqualified, and all the women given gold medals.

 

[Bongocat]

They'd be more entertaining, that's for sure.

 

[Pixy]

The CWConcentration Camps will be repurposed as the Olympic Village.

This is more suited for random thoughts and questions, but, why hasn't Chris actually done any Olympic comics before? You'd think that those Mario and Sonic crossover games would be easy fodder for him to rip-off, considering they validate his whole 'sonichu multiverse' that was going on before the Merge sperging.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I doubt it would be large enough to host other nations.
It would boost Chris' already enormous ego and he'd be pissed that the professional athletes wouldnt want his gross, stinking ass. If the press coverage doesn't distract him immediately first.
The opening ceremony would be much less impressive on a shoestring budget.

And the welfare houses would be ignored as usual

 

[Tism the Return]

The audience is held at gunpoint by multicolor hedgehogs, only Chris is allowed to participate and thus he wins by default.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

The olympics would be slightly less gay

 

[Big Ruski]

It'd be like when Emperor Nero competed in the Olympics but with more autism.

Edit: Could you imagine Chris Chan starting a singing competition like Nero? He breaks out his unplugged guitar hero controller and starts singing "I want it That Way" by The Back Street Boys on live tv. Of course he wins but that shit would be beautiful. I'd rise a lighter to the sky and cry like a bitch.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The sheer amount of CWC Cola product placement would be ridiculous. You'd have CWC Cola labels on bicycles, on the courts, on giant posters in the arenas, and even the athletes' clothing would be full of CWC Cola logos.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

What if CWCville hosted the Olympics instead of Tokyo? Would Sonichu be recognized more all over the world? Would it be better than whatever happened in Tokyo? Would the seven chaotic crystals be finally found? Discuss.

We'd restrain the participants and record their screams for our amusement.

 

[OfficerBagget]

The Mayor will be constantly insisting that we make all the athletes drink from comically large straws. The music during breaks will be provided by Christian and the Hedge Hog boys. The opening ceremony will consist of a PowerPoint slideshow of crayon drawings, And athletes will be provided sonichu medallions rather then medals.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Chris would take all the medals regardless of who wins.

 

[Pringles Can]

The Dictators Olympic Games

The Dictator

www.youtube.com

Pretty much this

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Dang dirty globo homos would be purged

 

[RageCageChamp19]

The women's division would just be chris and eligible 18-24yo boyfriend-free girls.