What If? Dobson Edition

[Cuck Norris]

What if Dobson was actually a lolcow?

 

[wheat pasta]

What if Dobson shitposters were actually funny?

 

[CatParty]

What if the Dobson thread closed? Would @UglyOldJafar cry?

 

[JU 199]

What if Dobson was straight?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What if I knew who Dobson was
What if I cared who Dobson was

 

[AnOminous]

What if Dobson weren't best lolcow?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

What if Dobson made Sonic fanart?

 

[JU 199]

What if Dobson made Sonic fanart?

Already happened

 

[BILLY MAYS]

shit, didn't notice that.

Okay, what if Dobson played paintball?

 

[JU 199]

Okay, what if Dobson played paintball?

Hasn't done that yet. Too much toxic masculinity. He finds it very triggering.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He'd grab his bike pump, post ineffectually on Twitter, but otherwise, do nothing.

Blanket answer for every question.

 

[Observatory]

What if Dobson just gave up and drew his inflation fetish art instead? (Though I am sure he still does)

 

[Ification]

What if Dobson inflation jokes aren't incredibly overused?

 

[John Titor]

What if Dob was one of us?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

shit, didn't notice that.

Okay, what if Dobson played paintball?

He'd get upset and claim everyone was "cheating" by shooting him.

 

[AP 297]

What if Dobson killed Kennedy and was the real mastermind of Watergate?

 

[Foltest]

What if Dobson hade some friends?

 

[Maruukat]

what if dobby was into vore instead of inflation?

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

What if Dobson (finally) got laid?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

shit, didn't notice that.

Okay, what if Dobson played paintball?

Does Splatoon count? Cause he did that too.