What if DSP actually opened an authentic Italian restaurant? - All your Phil, are belong to Ramsay.

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Name the place "Subways" and argue it isn't copyright infringement because of the extra s.

This week only! 2 for 1 special! You pay for 2 and you only get 1!
On the subject of his hypothetical restaurant's branding, I'm just imagining him soliciting his wheelchair-symbol forum community for logo/signage/menu designs, like he does for pre-stream slideshow art. I can easily picture him settling for some spergy MS Paint monstrosity with some kind of detractor meme reference hidden in it.
 
"Now you guys love this place! You like coming here and eating my authentic eyetalian penne!
I know there are, you know, trolls? that leave this place a bad review on the internet, making up stupid shit"

<troll voice> Oh, Phil's sahs is frozen, I found hair in my soup, my pizza was cold

"100% lies to fuck with me and my family! And you guys know that! So if you love me and my authentic eyetalian, fun, interactive food you'll keep coming here and supporting me, okay?

Now poopfinger, tipped my wife (waitress) Khet a dahler, saying some stupid shit I won't read..."
 
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