What If Every Sperg Was Different 2?

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Remember every sperg is different? Probably not. It was this.

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Now imagine that but again and all phrased in what ifs and including new people, it could be yours if the price is right. All you have to do is send me pictures of your nude bodies glistening in the moonlight, or pictures you'd like to use to represent yourselves (it could be your avatar or something). Some sort of description would be helpful because words are important, but if you don't give any I could guess I suppose.

The format would probably end up being something like:

What if people ate their vitamins, said their prayers and trained? Hulk Hogan would be proud, brother.
What if people threw their batteries into the woods? Mauvman Shuffleboard would eat them, get cancer and die.
What if people could only speak in Commando quotes? CompyRex would be unchanged.

Discuss.

 

[Lady Houligan]

What if people actually were using their degrees? Lady Houligan would be too busy grading homework and writing lesson plans to be on here.

 

[spaps]

What if people didn't try to quote shitty movies at every given opportunity? Spaps wouldn't constantly scream LLAAAAAAAAAAWWWW.

 

[LM 697]

What if Chris had lyme disease? Discuss.

 

[The Hunter]

What if people were consistent with their bullshit? Red's a fucking dirty liar.

 

[Pine Tar]

What if people said the Chiefs sucked? Pine Tar would send Justin Houston and Tamba Hali to sack them and smoke all their weed.

 

[Saney]

What if people made misogynistic comments and complained about how pathetic they are? Saney would slay the Loveshies...or something along the lines of how I slay Loveshies anyway.

 

[Dollars2010]

What if long dogs with stumpy legs didn't exist? Hunger Mythos would wrap herself in a blanket, lay on the floor, and become a burrito of sadness.

Ahh, I'm bad at these. Also, I'll draw a thing later when I get free time.

 

[The Dude]

What if everyone would just abide, man? The Dude would smile, have another Caucasian and buy another gun.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

What if badges were actually edible, TastyWB would find them all delicious.

 

[The Dude]

What if badges were actually edible, TastyWB would find them all delicious.

Only if they're wooden.

 

[Null]

What if people weren't? Null wouldn't.

 

[CatParty]

what if no one discussed?

 

[The Dude]

What if everyone herp'd, but did not derp?

 

[Judge Holden]

What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?

 

[The Dude]

What if CatParty was neither a cat, nor liked to party?

 

[CatParty]

What if CatParty was neither a cat, nor liked to party?

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[Picklepower]

What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

 

[exball]

What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?

I would survive because I have the most kickass avatar ever.

 

[Dollars2010]

What if everyone was really their avatars? who would survive and what would be left of them?

I would survive because corgis.