What if I dont want to be Korean, though?

[Ramborambo]

What if I want to be Russian instead? Are there any plastic surgeons that offer Russoplasty services?

 

[MrTroll]

Are there any plastic surgeons that offer Russoplasty services?

Yes. We call them "bartenders".

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Too bad, you are Korean now, enjoy your life as a tiny-dicked workaholic

 

[Shig O'nella]

You will eat your dog and like it.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'd rather be Japanese.

 

[Sasha]

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What if I want to be Russian instead? Are there any plastic surgeons that offer Russoplasty services?

You can be Transsiberian.
I'd rail you.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Korean? Seriously cringe, bro.

 

[MrTroll]

You will eat your dog and like it.

Not as much as she will.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You will be Korean and you will like it.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

But I don't wanna be a gook