What if Joshua Moon kicked down your door, took hold of your shoulders and violently shook you while screaming?

[GratsTheat783]

What if while he was screaming his eyes started turning red???

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I would report him to supreme authorities.

 

[User names must be unique]

Again?!

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'd recognize him having an autistic meltdown and attempt to calm him, gently assuring him that there is no American cheese in the room and he can relax,

 

[Lou Bega]

Did he grab my shoulders from in front of me or behind me?

 

[souschef]

Punch him in the kisser + steal his hat + make him put fries in the bag

 

[GratsTheat783]

Did he grab my shoulders from in front of me or behind me?

In front, he's also got an expression filled with quadruple hatred and is not letting you look away even for a second.

 

[a hapless toad]

In front, he's also got an expression filled with quadruple hatred and is not letting you look away even for a second.

Sounds like Jersh needs a hug and a smooch. Poor ol' slobbermutt.

 

[Axiom.]

I'd consent.

 

[Forever A Loner]

I'd tell him to do it harder.

 

[not william stenchever]

I thought this happens every time you don't thumbnail your images.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I fell asleep on a plane while listening to MATI the other day and had a dream that Null started appearing on camera. He had big biceps and a Jheri Curl. It was pretty awesome.

 

[Banquet Meal]

literally melt in his arms

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

Wait for him to get winded (3 seconds) then push him over

 

[Pomniman]

He and his mobility scooter would be defeated by the two flights of stairs leading to it before that ever happened.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Aww shit here we go again.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'd rape him.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Kill him for violating my NAP

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Id kiss him fr fr no cap