What if Kiwi Farms was a farming community?

[Ronnie McNutt]

just imagine in an alternative universe that we all were farmers who were looking to grow crops and wasnt about milking lolcows, would it be like now or would everything change?

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

5:00 A.M, right at the rooster's crow I wake up every morning. God, I hate this damn job. My boss is just the worst. His name is Josh and he pays me overtime for giving him my toes to suck. Well, money is money I guess. Right about now is the time to prepare the corn for the big harvest. There is a rumor that one of the assistants, Ralph, was killed and turned into fertilizer, but that can't possibly be true, right? My task today is to milk the cows. Now, so many people are going vegan that traditional animal milk has gone out of fashion and human semen is in, so parents are donating their mentally deficient children to be molested for a one time fee of 10 Kiwi Koins. I milk the tards for cum, if you will. It's not much, but it's honest work. Anything to pay off my student loans.

 

[Furret]

Would we be farming kiwis or would it be a community for farmers from New Zealand?

 

[lurk_moar]

We’d be an Irish potato farm.

 

[Cup Noodle]

We’d be an Irish potato farm.

I was planning on putting my potatoes in this weekend but the weather forecast is showing rain.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The subforums: Gardening and gardening herbs/veggies

Kiwis will brag for stickers how they chased away rabbits or spread manure to scare them off or give tips on how to skin rabbits
"Kill Da Wabbit" will be the motto.

 

[Lame Entropy]

KF would be an equal opportunity employer focused on giving tards a helping hand so that they can contribute something to society.
The lolcows would be farm hands and we'd be the tard wranglers.

 

[stares at error messages]

We'd take are cows down to the county fair.