What if Kiwi Farms was never made?

[William]

How do you think you'd be doing?

 

[Joe Swanson]

On whatever site took its place in this alternate timeline

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Going down rabbitholes and treating the internet like a zoo. Most people are on the farms for a specific cow but I'm much more partial to Community Watch. I love causing mayhem in the enclosures.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

It'd be a hell of a lot more boring. I always enjoyed learning about eccentric personalities online. Getting to say slurs is just a bonus!

 

[Xolanite]

I would read more books.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I would read more books.

Yea, I've looked at the farms as "Easy reading" for the last few weeks I've been dealing with family stuff and a really heavy reading list of late lots of old technical books - so instead of picking up another book I go to the farms.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I would be a more sadder and depressed man.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I would read a book or something. It would be a terrible existence.

 

[Tylor Jones]

Encyclopedia Dramatica still exists.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I would have more confidence in being myself instead of existentially worrying about being a lolcow.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Oh I'm sure I could find some other site to post nonsense on.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Experiencing "I have no mouth and I must scream."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'd be so much unaware of the depths of retardation in the world.

 

[The Real Me]

I met the greatest friends because of a CWC episode of a podcast. So pretty lonely.