What if kiwifarms was a city?

[Donutcapybara]

Discuss

 

[OrionBalls]

I got dibs on the 24 hour bodega that supplies people with tendies, cheetos, Monster drinks, and wet naps. You cant beat my prices, or I'll beat you.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Null would be the mayor, of course

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

There'd be designated shitting streets, and the janitors would be expected to clean all the shit.

For free.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Population 83,157?

 

[Secret Messages]

Q&A is the homeless dude screaming nonsense at kiwis leaving the cwcafé

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Libertarian Chicago

 

[mario if smoke weed]

It would be still a better place to live than California.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Lolcow cults: Various suburbs dotting the city full of different demographics.

Beauty Parlor: North-East Shopping and medical district. Luxury lofts and upper class neighborhoods. Amberlynn Plaza is boring now. Chantal Avenue have fallen on hard times and there's a lot of drugs and crazy people there. Lots of pretty women but some are fat.

International Clique: Small Northern district consisting of European people and a Brazilian ghetto. Smug and elite.

Cwcville: South-West unincorporated town. Primarily an industrial factory district with a huge park dedicated to Sonic, splitting it from the lower middle class suburbs. Autism flows in their water supply. Tightly knit families.

Lolcow Farms: Various nearby small rural towns and lands full of crazy people and animals. *Private zoos Tiger King style

Lolcow Meta and Off Topic: Central downtown. Home to the government agencies and tall skylines. Never know what you'll find here. Diverse.

Autistic Thunderdome: South Central. Home of the Kiwi University of Deep Thought. A Suburban war zone of various gangs vying for control. Very ghetto, but adventurous.

Lounges: North Western. Rocky Ski resort for the Patricians of Kiwi city. Haven for the cult of Moonullites.


Honorable mentions: Thomas Wasserberg Harbor with gross water and Indian poo beaches. Yaniv's outlying Island of mystery stankditch. Ralph's wrecking yard and landfill of sorrows. DSP's gated community of condos.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Lolcow Farms: Various nearby small rural towns and lands full of crazy people and animals.

Nah, lolcow farms should be the towns zoo. There’s no entry fee. The town residents can enter at anytime to laugh at fursuiters and trannies locked in cages. There’s a show called ‘Tranny sideshows on social media‘ every Friday night where visitors can watch trannies chimp out in real time.

 

[AMHOLIO]

One of the jerkops prank called me and when I called the mayor to complain he banned me from the city permanently.


Watching Null ban people for saying stupid shit IRL in real time would be fucking amazing.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

One of the jerkops prank called me and when I called the mayor to complain he banned me from the city permanently.


Watching Null ban people for saying stupid shit IRL in real time would be fucking amazing.

You think it’d be through a guillotine in the town square?

 

[NotYourMom]

Detroit, but more autistic.

How about Detroit, but only if Detroit was a city that existed in Florida?

 

[Tranimal Farm]

we'd all fight to the death just to not have to live in the Tommy Tooter ghetto district