What if: LOLcow University!

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What if the LOLcows founded a university of their own in order to train and educate apprentice LOLcows?

Which titles would they offer? What subjects would be taught? Who would be the professors? What research projects would they pursue?

Here are my ideas:

Insitute of Fine Arts
Professors: Christian Weston Chandler, JustinRPG
Courses:
Classical painting and sculpture - Chris (only for female students who must be single, causasian non-smokers)
Surrealism and digital art - JustinRPG.

Insitute of Social and Political Studies
Professor: ADF, with a number of SJW assistents, King Peter Fitzek
Courses:
Queermunism in theory and practice - ADF
"I'm a Trans-Sandwich": How to invent a minority of your own - ADF
Tumblr vs. DeviantArt: which is most suited for effective online guerilla warfare? - ADF + SJW assistants
Hetalia as a revolutionary narrative - ADF
Recognize your messiah: A new golden age of spiritual monarchy - King Peter Fitzek

Insitute of Computer Science
Professor: The LothOS/SparrowOS/TempleOS dude
Courses:
OS design from the gods: how to turn the deep voices from the sky into elegant code
"They're inside my head!": effective removal of CIA brain implants

Institute of Literature
Professors: Gloria Tesch, Prince Jeremy
Courses:
Faulkner, Joyce, Goethe? Who needs them! An introductory course to self-publishing - Gloria Tesch
The anthropomorphic animal in epic fiction - Prince Jeremy

Insitute of Cinematography and Media Science
Professors: A-Log, Anthos the Crimson Impulse, Alejandro Cao de Benos de Lez y Perez
Courses:
Stand-up comedy done right: Finding acceptable targets - A-Log
Modern costume design for youtube - Anthos
Creating original content via a flood of pop-culture references - Anthos
Juche and Epic Cinema: Why Kim-Yong Il is the greatest movie director of all time - Alejandro C d B d L y P

Insitute of Philosphy
Professors: The Amazing Atheist, fschmidt
Courses:
Jesus suxx! How refute the moronic arguments of Christian scum - TAA
Wimmens: The force of evil in the universe - fschmidt

Institute of Physics
Professors: Rika, Nick Bate (assistant), SammyClassicSonicFan
Courses:
Ballistics of biological waste products - Rika (theoretical), Nick Bate (applied)
Tokamak geometries and plasma dynamics: How to make two or more objects fuse into one - SammyClassicSonicFan

Institute of History
Professors: assorted Bronies
Courses:
The rise of Equus Sapiens: The making of Equestrian civilization
Princess Celestia: Political maneuvering in Pony society
The New Enlightenment Age: Peaceful revolution through Ponytime!
 
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