What if: LOLPirates

And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
 
Daario Naharis said:
And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
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Yes, Parkourdude91 is the Marine captain of the USS Deagle and his normal crew members are bronies and furries. The only special crew members of the Deagle are: MadThad0890 (An African-American weeaboo who got arrested due to being a pedophile), Tom Preston (Joined only so he can have his pirates be the only pirates), Gloria Tesch (Some one needs to be DF01's counterpart), Pixyteri (Someone needs to be a counter-part to A-Log), Rika ( Medic and gunner because why not?).
 
Daario Naharis said:
And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
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Ah yes, my mistake.
Cowship would get a break from Deagle since Jace now needs to deal with Tyce's mutiny.
 
c-no said:
Daario Naharis said:
And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
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Yes, Parkourdude91 is the Marine captain of the USS Deagle and his normal crew members are bronies and furries. The only special crew members of the Deagle are: MadThad0890 (An African-American weeaboo who got arrested due to being a pedophile), Tom Preston (Joined only so he can have his pirates be the only pirates), Gloria Tesch (Some one needs to be DF01's counterpart), Pixyteri (Someone needs to be a counter-part to A-Log), Rika ( Medic and gunner because why not?).
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What armada would let a shit flinger like Rika play doctor?
 
Jin 15 would also be a part of the Deagle's crew.

A young stable boy, down on his luck and out of work for buggering horses. Forced into service by Muhreen press gangs.

Also - The Deagle would not make use of canons or muskets or anything like that.

Their armoury consist exclusively of knives, hatchets, and dual-weild flintlock pistols. They fight the Cowship by sailing up beside it, Parkouring on board, and trying to engage the LOLpirates in hand to hand parkour combat.

... And now that I am imagining ParkourDude as the Captain of a ship in the Pirate Era... I want to see him in DF01's work...
 
exball said:
c-no said:
Daario Naharis said:
And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
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Yes, Parkourdude91 is the Marine captain of the USS Deagle and his normal crew members are bronies and furries. The only special crew members of the Deagle are: MadThad0890 (An African-American weeaboo who got arrested due to being a pedophile), Tom Preston (Joined only so he can have his pirates be the only pirates), Gloria Tesch (Some one needs to be DF01's counterpart), Pixyteri (Someone needs to be a counter-part to A-Log), Rika ( Medic and gunner because why not?).
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What armada would let a shit flinger like Rika play doctor?
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The kind that wants to use chemical warfare I guess. Of course, Rika could just be a stow-away.
 
Daario Naharis said:
Jin 15 would also be a part of the Deagle's crew.

A young stable boy, down on his luck and out of work for buggering horses. Forced into service by Muhreen press gangs.

Also - The Deagle would not make use of canons or muskets or anything like that.

Their armoury consist exclusively of knives, hatchets, and dual-weild flintlock pistols. They fight the Cowship by sailing up beside it, Parkouring on board, and trying to engage the LOLpirates in hand to hand parkour combat.

... And now that I am imagining ParkourDude as the Captain of a ship in the Pirate Era... I want to see him in DF01's work...
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He'd be dressed in a pirate era looking Marine uniform, wielding a flintlock in one hand and a boarding knife in the other like he is some COD character.
 
c-no said:
Daario Naharis said:
Jin 15 would also be a part of the Deagle's crew.

A young stable boy, down on his luck and out of work for buggering horses. Forced into service by Muhreen press gangs.

Also - The Deagle would not make use of canons or muskets or anything like that.

Their armoury consist exclusively of knives, hatchets, and dual-weild flintlock pistols. They fight the Cowship by sailing up beside it, Parkouring on board, and trying to engage the LOLpirates in hand to hand parkour combat.

... And now that I am imagining ParkourDude as the Captain of a ship in the Pirate Era... I want to see him in DF01's work...
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He'd be dressed in a pirate era looking Marine uniform, wielding a flintlock in one hand and a boarding knife in the other like he is some COD character.
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Captain Jace Conners, captain of the British armada flagship the Deagle. Joined the navy as a young lad at 19. Quickly rose through the navy's ranks for his brilliant leadership and tacticool combat skills.
 
Hakurei said:
Where do we put Tyce?
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dude WE WERE STANDED ON A ROCK IN THE SEA WITH NO BACKUP OR AIR SUPPORT OK IM NOT LIKE FUCKIN SURVIVAL GUY OR WHATEVER WE ARE STEALTH PIRATES ON A STEALTH MISSION NOT LIIKE CAVEMEN SO DONT FUCKIN TALK 2 ME LIKE U COULD SURVIVE MY FIST HAHA

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Hakurei said:
Where do we put Tyce?
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He'd be with the LOLPirates since he calls himself an anarchist. Not to mention, he is Jace's enemy now.
 
Daario Naharis said:
And they are being hunted by the USS Deagle, captained by Parkourdude91 and crewed by Deagle Nation.

Parkourdude is not a part of the pirate crew, because Real American Marines are not pirates.
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ParkourDude, while in nominal control of the ship, would only be a captain for a day. The rest of the days he'd be anything between a petty officer and an admiral.
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
Mr. 0 said:
Where would RIka and Nick Bate fit in such a scenario?
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You know good and well that Nick would be working THA POOP DECK

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :?: ]:(P :julay: *yawn*


I'm sorry. I really am.
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Someone already made that joke. :tomgirl:
 
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