What if men could use their penises to detract predators?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You just go "AHHHHHHHH!" and shoot stinky goo at them

 

[Spud]

Wait, did you not know that we can already do that? Oh man, you're in for a treat.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

they do though, why do you suppose getting raped makes you hard?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

like a skunk with the smell juice or like a squid ass ink

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"That's right, look at my manhood, cougar! Do not look anywhere else!"

 

[Male Idiot]

Wait isn't that for dispensing fanta flavour enhancers in case CWC comes for a visit?

 

[Skeletron Prime]

Grab one of those fake cum pumps that they use in porn and go to town. If you see a Jeet creeping on a white woman? CUM CANNON!

 

[pollution jim]

some men used their penises to become predators

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Have you ever tried?

 

[9 / 11]

I mean, if a lion ran at you and you sliced off your penis and threw it at him, it would probably be confused enough for you to escape.

Lions fear the troon maneuver.

 

[Betonhaus]

I use mine like a club to beat them up. just hold it like a baseball bat, swing, and send them flying