What If? MrEnter Edition

[ZSponge]

Post your questions using a what if format about Mr. Enter here.

Here is the first question I posted:

What stupid lolcowish things might he do if he owned Nickelodeon or Viacom?

I think he would kill the network with his bullshit ideas. It would look like a carbon copy of the worst parts of the Nickelodeon Fanon Wiki except only real.

 

[ASoulMan]

Growing Around would take the place of all the Spongebob airings.

 

[Somar]

What he would try to do: Improve Nickelodeon and make it as good as it used to be.
What he would actually do: Make Nickelodeon even worse then it already is.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Given that he has no idea how to run a network at all... he'd probably run it into the ground.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

He'd try to make it "good" by only airing things that kid's don't really don't find interesting. No shows would have any conflict anymore, and he would, as put by Steamboat Bill, "run it into the ground".

 

[Konstantinos]

He would run it into the ground because Enter - who lacks business aptitude and a college degree - has no idea how the real world works.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Kind of a no-brainer. Enter has no real work experience (that I'm aware of), no education, and a large ego. He'd get rid of SB, BreadWinners, and Sanjay and Craig and replace them with nonstop Growing Around marathons. Except, since I doubt his team is ever going to advance past animating/voicing the pilot, it will just be him reading the scripts aloud for a few hours.

 

[KFC]

Kind of a no-brainer. Enter has no real work experience (that I'm aware of), no education, and a large ego. He'd get rid of SB, BreadWinners, and Sanjay and Craig and replace them with nonstop Growing Around marathons. Except, since I doubt his team is ever going to advance past animating/voicing the pilot, it will just be him reading the scripts aloud for a few hours.

Imagine all the kids in a coma from boredom, hearing his monotone voice stutter through Chore Wars.

 

[Shokew]

There'd be no Nickelodeon left - and Enter and Co. would all be out of a job as ultimate punishment... This is not IMHO, either. It's FACT. Entard and Co. have no idea how the real world works when it comes to running a television channel like Nickelodeon - Oh, and removing/cancelling shows that actually put butts of the target audience (which is kids!) in seats just because you fucking hate them, only to replace them with crap no one, not even kids would want to see like Growing Around (unless they're sucking Entard's cock because they cannot see how terrible an idea this is...)? FUCK YOU, YOU'RE STUPID.

Yes, I had to exclaim that. Sorry.

 

[StateOfMind]

Lol, he'd probably use Viacom and the YouTube Copyright to remove all the videos criticizing him.

 

[EI 903]

These sorts of things are rarely worth their own threads, so would you all like a What If? thread for MrEnter like the one we have for Discussion?

 

[Shokew]

These sorts of things are rarely worth their own threads, so would you all like a What If? thread for MrEnter like the one we have for Discussion?

Yeah, why not? I've already spoken my piece on this, as is. I've hopefully got nothing else to say beyond that, TBH.

 

[EI 903]

Done. Thread renamed and repurposed.

This thread is now for any random questions about MrEnter that wouldn't be covered by Random Thoughts & Questions.

 

[ZSponge]

Here is another what if question.

What if MrEnter or PieGuyRulz become the head producer of a future era of SpongeBob?

For MrEnter we all know he would fail and make an era of SpongeBob that is just as bad as the Post-Movie seasons except instead of being filled by failed attempts on dark humor and inconsistent writing it will be filled with episodes with no conflict and consistent bad writing. It will turn SpongeBob into MLP G3 which is ironic since he hates G3 for having no conflict.

We can't tell how PieGuyRulz would do since he has never written a script of an episode. He would probably try to emulate what he thinks what Pre-Movie was like and have no skills to do it since he hasn't written a script for anything. He probably wouldn't even write anything and just get someone else to do it. It would be much better under his hands than Enter's dark regime.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Enter opened a Growing Around theme park based on his fantasy world the world of Growing Around?
Or what if he tried to create a town based on Summerway in real life?

(This is assuming he somehow has the money and resources to do these things.)

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What if Enter opened a Growing Around theme park based on his fantasy world the world of Growing Around?
Or what if he tried to create a town based on Summerway in real life?

(This is assuming he somehow has the money and resources to do these things.)

It would be incredibly boring and no kid would actually wan't to go.

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

He would be immediately out-competed by Chris' scale model CWCville Theme Park and Resort. Come for the soup hotels, stay for the bitchin' CWC Cola, brewed accurate to form on site!

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

He would be immediately out-competed by Chris' scale model CWCville Theme Park and Resort. Come for the soup hotels, stay for the bitchin' CWC Cola, brewed accurate to form on site!

Do they also give out Creamy Fanta?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Enter would somehow make SpongeBob even more stagnant than it already is. Given the state of the show now, that's quite an accomplishment, but past experience shows that Enter cares about only one appeal when making or criticizing content: His own.

Personally, what if Enter tried to review an anime, like... just any whatsoever. For the guy that went into fucking depression over Fluttershy being a jerk, I'd love to see him tackle a show that tends to get a little more dark than that. If he tried to review something like, say, Madoka Magica, he'd probably go into a depression-induced coma after the third episode.

... Bah, who am I kidding? He'd probably pick something more mainstream like DBZ or one of the recent seasons of Pokemon and then bitch about animal abuse or how mean-spirited everyone is or some other mundane crap.

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

Enter would somehow make SpongeBob even more stagnant than it already is. Given the state of the show now, that's quite an accomplishment, but past experience shows that Enter cares about only one appeal when making or criticizing content: His own.

Personally, what if Enter tried to review an anime, like... just any whatsoever. For the guy that went into fucking depression over Fluttershy being a jerk, I'd love to see him tackle a show that tends to get a little more dark than that. If he tried to review something like, say, Madoka Magica, he'd probably go into a depression-induced coma after the third episode.

... Bah, who am I kidding? He'd probably pick something more mainstream like DBZ or one of the recent seasons of Pokemon and then bitch about animal abuse or how mean-spirited everyone is or some other mundane crap.

He did an admirable animation for Zatch Bell.