What If? MrEnter Edition

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What if Enter tried to get a job? Don't say it can't happen either. Enter has ego problems but he's not quite as socially retarded as Chris is.

He would apply to Cartoon Network, get hired, think he's a big wig at the company, and actually be a janitor.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

He would apply to Cartoon Network, get hired, think he's a big wig at the company, and actually be a janitor.

Enter: "So I've got this brilliant idea for the perfect cartoon, since I'm a creative genius and all, and-"
CN Exec: "Damn it, John, just clean the fucking toilets."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Probably this:

 

[fridgesrants]

Enter would somehow make SpongeBob even more stagnant than it already is. Given the state of the show now, that's quite an accomplishment, but past experience shows that Enter cares about only one appeal when making or criticizing content: His own.

Personally, what if Enter tried to review an anime, like... just any whatsoever. For the guy that went into fucking depression over Fluttershy being a jerk, I'd love to see him tackle a show that tends to get a little more dark than that. If he tried to review something like, say, Madoka Magica, he'd probably go into a depression-induced coma after the third episode.

... Bah, who am I kidding? He'd probably pick something more mainstream like DBZ or one of the recent seasons of Pokemon and then bitch about animal abuse or how mean-spirited everyone is or some other mundane crap.

Imagine if he did Kill La Kill or Neon Genesis Evangelion. He would throw a fit at some of the scenes in both the shows for being to dark and mean spirited.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

What if he made a big enough negative impact on the animation community (like if he geared his fanbase to attack a CN writer) and they made a little joke about him on a show he liked
(Like that insane tiny toons fanboy who became a reacurring character/creeper) what would his reaction be? CN seems to be the only thing he actually enjoys

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Enter critiqued He-Man? What would he think? What if he tried to make a "better" version of it?

 

[NostalgiaJazzAdmirer]

What if Enter was a movie reviewer like Chris Stuckmann?

 

[Wabbu]

What if Enter was a movie reviewer like Chris Stuckmann?

His criticism wouldn't change that much, I think

 

[Crossed The _____________]

What if Enter wasn't a brony?

 

[Blindrainbow]

What if Enter wasn't a brony?

Growing Around would not have gumdrops, and might be just slightly less awful.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

What if he had been born 10 years earlier?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What if he had been born 10 years earlier?

He'd be crying about how much he hates Rugrats.

 

[chimpburgers]

What if he actually liked to listen to metal?

 

[Headbanger General]

What if he actually liked to listen to metal?

Then it'd be instantly ruined and I'd have to quit it.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if he actually liked to listen to metal?

He'd think the lyrics were too mean-spirited and decide to make his own album. All the songs would be sung in Enter's nasally, monotone voice, and they'd all be obvious ripoffs of much better songs by more talented musicians, but with anything even mildly offensive, creative, or entertaining removed.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if he actually liked to listen to metal?

He would complain about "post-black album Metallica" and call it a musical monstrosity.

 

[Toy_Bon-Bon]

What if Mr.Enter was forced to do an Animated Atrocity on Growing Around?

 

[StateOfMind]

What if Mr.Enter was forced to do an Animated Atrocity on Growing Around?

The leniency will be strong.

 

[Toy_Bon-Bon]

Oh man, it would be even worse if he had to do it because Nick accepted GA, but only if Mr.Enter agreed to do an Animated Atrocity on an episode as revenge for all the bad reviews.

 

[Somar]

What if Mr Enter decided to remake Too Many Robots instead of Flip Flopped cause he said that was another series that had wasted potential in his Shorty McShorts' Shorts review.