What if my mind is only plagued by moderately strange thoughts?

[Hitchhiker]

They aren't normal but they aren't disgusting either. What do I do?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Can you give an example?

 

[Hitchhiker]

Can you give an example?

Well I would consider myself a full blown heterosexual, but whenever I see a midget I get the urge to kick it in the head.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Well I would consider myself a full blown heterosexual, but whenever I see a midget I get the urge to kick it in the head.

That's normal. That's so normal.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Midget tossing is a relatively popular sport in some areas. It use to be kick the midget, but you can only get so many uses out of them that way. Much more frugal to toss them wrapped in two pillows.

 

[Hitchhiker]

That's normal. That's so normal.

Ok, fine. Sometimes I get the urge to walk around my house in my underwear making monkey noises. Is that weird enough?