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Continuing from previous thread. Discuss:
I know this is probably an unpopular opinion, not to white knight or anything but Chris is not only subhuman scum deserving of nothing more than agony for all eternity, he also gives subhuman scum a bad name for his record breaking horrid nature and more autism than the spectrum has room for. But let’s think about something I don’t think has ever been discussed before, what happens when Barb finally eats her last Q-sand? What will Chris do without his spooning buddy and partner in crime? Who will scrape the poo off his briefs and sell me Bob's clothes?
I was reading an article about exactly that ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6%C3%BBp_X ) and I think the government (if it isn’t still shut down and Chris doesn’t lose his house from it of course) might have to put him in a group home with local windows to hell, thugs and black tranny hookers that only speak the word
. There they can all earn their living working in local businesses, like the GAMe PLACe and the Ruckersville pickling plant. With Chris out of the house, archaeologists can finally come in and search the hoard for treasures of the past, like Bob’s record collection. And then without a tugboat Chris would really have to cut down his PS Tripling and stop eating McDonalds, which would set him straight and stop hating the gays and get his dogs taken away where they can be cared for properly.
This is what Chris is now
And this is what Chris could be in a group home
Since he’d no longer have the PS3 distracting him, would he finally appreciate the works of Willie Montenegro including but not limited to the sitcom “Whaaaat”, the film “It’s not a Diamond” and his talk show “Dinner in Space”? I don’t think he’d appreciate the intricacies of his genius and he’d ruin the fandom by mere association, but it’s from the 90’s so why doesn’t he talk about it as much as Sonic and Sonic? Maybe it has something to do with his untreated autism and undiagnosed childhood amnesia (http://www.ask.com/wiki/Childhood_amnesia?qsrc=3044)
This video is also a good example of something entirely unrelated to Chris that I know of and wonder what Chris thinks of it, despite the odds of Chris having ever seen it, let alone formed a strong opinion being near zero, like Chris’s sperm count.
Alternatively, the fact he doesn’t like things that I know about might have something to do with his brittle bones causing his butt to look weird while twerking. Chris also poops himself, which is something I’d like to explore in excessive depth (much like his anus which I think is shaped kind of weirdly in the pictures, either due to how little he takes care of his camera or his poop chute) I never saw him drinking much milk before, and the pastel coloured horses God sends into my dreams told me to drink milk and furiously masturbate to a cartoon. So are the bones of his weak like water? Does he got milk? I don’t know?? Help??? Discuss????
P.S. DIE CHRIS, YOU ARE NOT SOCIALLY AWESOME AND COOL. I HOPE YOU GET LYME DISEASE.
EDIT!!! The North Korean government is putting autism into your drinking straws and everybody's going to crap their briefs except Chris, wouldn't that be an interesting topic to discuss? NOT ON THIS FORUM BECAUSE OF OPPRESSIVE CENSORSHIP
EDIT 2!!! MALE'S A BUTT EDITION!
Since Chris has brittle bones and a weird shaped anus, it got me thinking about which pastel coloured horse would he most enjoy the company of? I relate well to Fluttershy because she's non threatening and submissive which really plays well into my extensive man on owl on horse on man sexual fantasies, but on the other hand Donkey has Shrek on his side and is layers ahead of the competition. I don't think Comet the superhorse would like Chris that much, he has a horse shlong that isn't bent and Chris would look away with a moment of being freaked out, but other than that they'd be the best of friends I think. Everypony can agree that Chris gives horses a bad name. but the real question is how bad of a name does he give horses and which character from a cartoon for little girls do you want to imagine him having hot tomgirl on pony sex with the most? I personally want to see Mr. Ed dig up Patti while having JULAY dubbed over his mouth while he pours meth down Chris's throat and makes him eat his underwear while Barb's flesh is ripped from her body by Megan's teeth while all parties involved have raging erections.
EDIT 3!!! MY DOCUMENTARY IS ON FIRE
I think it's about time we make a documentary about Chris. Here are the reasons it's a great idea and I'm a genius for coming up with it.
1) It appeals to everyone. Almost 2000 people are on this forum and every single last one of them wants a Chris documentary. 2000 people is about half the world so if we put it in theaters it'd make more money than Titanic and Star Wars combined because we'd want to see it a billion times.
2) So much new information. Imagine all the things you could learn about Chris as I lift information directly from the cwcki and heavily cut in order to fit the length of a film, since nobody is willing to do interviews.
3) I'm the best filmmaker in the known universe. I've been using Windows Movie Maker for longer than three weeks and I think I can go a whole day without shitting myself so I'm probably overqualified for the job, my ability to take videos we've already seen and add shitty voiceovers is technically nonexistent, but I'll probably figure that out soon enough.
4) I need money (unlike Chris who doesn't deserve a single red cent and everyone that would ever consider giving him anything under any circumstances should be ashamed of themselves for not giving it to someone more worthwhile, don't they know he's just going to waste it and keep being a useless ungrateful sack of crap?). Donate to my cwcstarter so I can tell you what you already know in a way that won't entertain or surprise you, I can't connect with the mainstream audience about something nobody cares about, but what I can do is take your cash. I've been selling a cure all tonic lately and I need money to fund my pending legal battle against Foulmouth for allegedly melting his feet off (even though he lost weight and doesn't have to worry about foot blisters ever again). But enough about that, for the low low price of $40 000.95 I can deliver the quality Chris-related cinematic experiences your dicks have been hard for since April 2010.
5) I don't care about you or your opinions. You say it's a bad idea? Wrong, it was a bad idea for your mom to drink mercury when she was pregnant because it clearly made you so retarded that you can't even tell the difference between a great idea and potatoes. I will make this movie regardless of what you think*.
*I will not make this movie, I'll talk about it for a few days then I'll forget about it when I relapse into my crippling oatmeal addiction.
EDIT 4!!! Downwind?
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taken at the same place? I think these shitty stores went out of business but we should talk about them. Does Chris gotten banned from here and what for this time? I had a dream where he went to this store and bought a dozen red roses, but got beat up so bad he ended up burning his house down with a coffee maker, I think that's probably really what happened. Then later in my dream I started inflating a hot version of tomgirl Chris's titties like they were lopsided balloons full of cottage cheese but that's not the important part, I asked him(her? xir?) what xe thought about the new redesign for knuckles and he said he'd show me a thing or two about knuckles with regards to fists and asses. Then I woke up and wondered about the store thing. So what do you think? Please Discuss.
P.S. The A-logs are going to win and Null is a dick. But the question is, how long of a dick? Bigger than Bob? How big was Bob? Was his bent? Is Null?
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I know this is probably an unpopular opinion, not to white knight or anything but Chris is not only subhuman scum deserving of nothing more than agony for all eternity, he also gives subhuman scum a bad name for his record breaking horrid nature and more autism than the spectrum has room for. But let’s think about something I don’t think has ever been discussed before, what happens when Barb finally eats her last Q-sand? What will Chris do without his spooning buddy and partner in crime? Who will scrape the poo off his briefs and sell me Bob's clothes?
I was reading an article about exactly that ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6%C3%BBp_X ) and I think the government (if it isn’t still shut down and Chris doesn’t lose his house from it of course) might have to put him in a group home with local windows to hell, thugs and black tranny hookers that only speak the word
. There they can all earn their living working in local businesses, like the GAMe PLACe and the Ruckersville pickling plant. With Chris out of the house, archaeologists can finally come in and search the hoard for treasures of the past, like Bob’s record collection. And then without a tugboat Chris would really have to cut down his PS Tripling and stop eating McDonalds, which would set him straight and stop hating the gays and get his dogs taken away where they can be cared for properly.This is what Chris is now
And this is what Chris could be in a group home
Since he’d no longer have the PS3 distracting him, would he finally appreciate the works of Willie Montenegro including but not limited to the sitcom “Whaaaat”, the film “It’s not a Diamond” and his talk show “Dinner in Space”? I don’t think he’d appreciate the intricacies of his genius and he’d ruin the fandom by mere association, but it’s from the 90’s so why doesn’t he talk about it as much as Sonic and Sonic? Maybe it has something to do with his untreated autism and undiagnosed childhood amnesia (http://www.ask.com/wiki/Childhood_amnesia?qsrc=3044)
This video is also a good example of something entirely unrelated to Chris that I know of and wonder what Chris thinks of it, despite the odds of Chris having ever seen it, let alone formed a strong opinion being near zero, like Chris’s sperm count.
Alternatively, the fact he doesn’t like things that I know about might have something to do with his brittle bones causing his butt to look weird while twerking. Chris also poops himself, which is something I’d like to explore in excessive depth (much like his anus which I think is shaped kind of weirdly in the pictures, either due to how little he takes care of his camera or his poop chute) I never saw him drinking much milk before, and the pastel coloured horses God sends into my dreams told me to drink milk and furiously masturbate to a cartoon. So are the bones of his weak like water? Does he got milk? I don’t know?? Help??? Discuss????
P.S. DIE CHRIS, YOU ARE NOT SOCIALLY AWESOME AND COOL. I HOPE YOU GET LYME DISEASE.
EDIT!!! The North Korean government is putting autism into your drinking straws and everybody's going to crap their briefs except Chris, wouldn't that be an interesting topic to discuss? NOT ON THIS FORUM BECAUSE OF OPPRESSIVE CENSORSHIP
EDIT 2!!! MALE'S A BUTT EDITION!
Since Chris has brittle bones and a weird shaped anus, it got me thinking about which pastel coloured horse would he most enjoy the company of? I relate well to Fluttershy because she's non threatening and submissive which really plays well into my extensive man on owl on horse on man sexual fantasies, but on the other hand Donkey has Shrek on his side and is layers ahead of the competition. I don't think Comet the superhorse would like Chris that much, he has a horse shlong that isn't bent and Chris would look away with a moment of being freaked out, but other than that they'd be the best of friends I think. Everypony can agree that Chris gives horses a bad name. but the real question is how bad of a name does he give horses and which character from a cartoon for little girls do you want to imagine him having hot tomgirl on pony sex with the most? I personally want to see Mr. Ed dig up Patti while having JULAY dubbed over his mouth while he pours meth down Chris's throat and makes him eat his underwear while Barb's flesh is ripped from her body by Megan's teeth while all parties involved have raging erections.
EDIT 3!!! MY DOCUMENTARY IS ON FIRE
I think it's about time we make a documentary about Chris. Here are the reasons it's a great idea and I'm a genius for coming up with it.
1) It appeals to everyone. Almost 2000 people are on this forum and every single last one of them wants a Chris documentary. 2000 people is about half the world so if we put it in theaters it'd make more money than Titanic and Star Wars combined because we'd want to see it a billion times.
2) So much new information. Imagine all the things you could learn about Chris as I lift information directly from the cwcki and heavily cut in order to fit the length of a film, since nobody is willing to do interviews.
3) I'm the best filmmaker in the known universe. I've been using Windows Movie Maker for longer than three weeks and I think I can go a whole day without shitting myself so I'm probably overqualified for the job, my ability to take videos we've already seen and add shitty voiceovers is technically nonexistent, but I'll probably figure that out soon enough.
4) I need money (unlike Chris who doesn't deserve a single red cent and everyone that would ever consider giving him anything under any circumstances should be ashamed of themselves for not giving it to someone more worthwhile, don't they know he's just going to waste it and keep being a useless ungrateful sack of crap?). Donate to my cwcstarter so I can tell you what you already know in a way that won't entertain or surprise you, I can't connect with the mainstream audience about something nobody cares about, but what I can do is take your cash. I've been selling a cure all tonic lately and I need money to fund my pending legal battle against Foulmouth for allegedly melting his feet off (even though he lost weight and doesn't have to worry about foot blisters ever again). But enough about that, for the low low price of $40 000.95 I can deliver the quality Chris-related cinematic experiences your dicks have been hard for since April 2010.
5) I don't care about you or your opinions. You say it's a bad idea? Wrong, it was a bad idea for your mom to drink mercury when she was pregnant because it clearly made you so retarded that you can't even tell the difference between a great idea and potatoes. I will make this movie regardless of what you think*.
*I will not make this movie, I'll talk about it for a few days then I'll forget about it when I relapse into my crippling oatmeal addiction.
EDIT 4!!! Downwind?
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P.S. The A-logs are going to win and Null is a dick. But the question is, how long of a dick? Bigger than Bob? How big was Bob? Was his bent? Is Null?
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The poster currently know as "Pikonic" here.
Seems that Compy is acting like a certain CWCville Mayor by asking people not to say things he doesn't like to face. Logged in this morning and saw he called Alan a scumbag.
Classy.
And all this because Alan simply regarded those who donated to Bgheff and fed his ego to be wasting their good faith. Sorry Compy, but I'm not your personal Applecat and won't agree with you 100% of the time on everything. If I have an opinion then I will voice it.
So, since my account is shit around here anyway, I'm going to just lay it on the table. You guys might want to screencap this fast because Emperor Compy will surely nuke it off his little hugbox of a forum here. He sure doesn't like dissenting views that upset his fantasy world.
Helping Bgheff is just feeding Bgheff' ego. Anyone with a brain stem knows that Compy's $9001 is going straight to the Walmart electronics Dept. to buy Bgheff a new PS4 crackpipe. Doesn't matter if the Money Order was addressed to BrooklynBailiff . Bgheff will get it one way or another. Guaranteed. And when that doeshappen, you know what? Even though I probably will have an account to express it, Compy, you can be assured I'm out there reading about it and I will be an I Told Ya So.
The name reddining was of Bgheff's doing, and whether intentional or accidental (and to be honest, I do think with Bgheff there's a good possibility he did it intentionally because even a drooling turd had read all the posts here about people being concerned that the forum would catch autism and Bgheff knows "RED BAD!" and it would help him escape the hoard), he did start it. Bailing his fat ass yet again from trouble just feeds Bgheff's ego and exemption from responsibility. This makes anyone who donated to Bgheff as much of an enabler as BrooklynBailiff is. Even Asskisser Applecat hasn't sucked Bgheff's ego-dick like Compy did.
But the odds of him escaping responsibility forever aren't good. BrooklynBailiff is certainly going to resign within a few years from now, and Bgheff will of course bawl up a storm on Facebook, then go running to the mailbox to see what sort of presents will be showered upon him by the suckers.
Bgheff is a sociopath. He's been trained to think "Bad thing happened to me again. GIMMEE STUFF! DO THINGS FOR ME!"And then when Bgheff is all alone and finds no new host organism to leech onto in time, he will begin to feel the cold unmerciful hand of Reality start to grasp around him. Or I should say that it's going to be a fist because it's going to pound him flat into the dirt. As Threepio once said, "There's no escape for the Princess this time.". You going to let him move into your house and let him carry on being a giant stinky baby, Compy? I doubt it.
So, continue on with your little fantasy that you are are all good and decent people trying to help out an unfortunate little schlub. We all know that Bgheff is a vile excuse for a human, and that vileness will eventually be his undoing.
In the end, one way or another, Alan Pardew is going to win.
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Chris needs to be kidnapped and taken to a cabin in the mountains so he can be brainwashed into being a better human being. Or brainwashed into becoming a sleeper agent that will kill and skin Barb when given the codeword. It's the only way to help him. I mean we all have this fantasy right?
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