What if there was a Kiwi Klubhouse in real life?

[Chromeo]

I just think it'd be fun if there was a physical meeting place for Kiwi-minded people. Like the American Legion, but for internet fags who need to touch grass.

 

[Not A Bunny]

I don't.

There are Farmers that I enjoy and appreciate seeing when their posts pop up, but I'm actually really glad that there's a compartmentalization of me posting on the Farms and my real life.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There was. I went to the meetup but it turned out to just be the toolshed behind Bargain Bin Laden's house and that's all I'm going to say about that. You're not my therapist.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't know, half the forum are sexist, bitter TERFs, and the majority of the other half people who I probably would not want to meet IRL, that lean towards unironical extreme right wing, extreme far left, super traditional, religious & intolerant, or coomer/neckbeards that love VTubers.

I can count with one hand the people who I would meet up with, that have been in Kiwifarms at some point.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I mean I'd probably join with the caveat that I'm a member of The He Man's Woman Haters Club first and foremost.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I've been going to the meetings at 4210 Wolftown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Are there other chapters? That one is quite a trek for me but the snacks are pretty good.

I can count with one hand the people who I would meet up with, that have been in Kiwifarms at some point.

I'm one of them right? Right? Can I be the middle finger?

 

[Uncle Phil]

I feel a Kiwi Klubhouse is a place you'd enter and be immediately blinded by the fumes of chicken tendies, frozen pizza, and the farts derived from those things.

 

[Super Malario]

I assure you the sheer autism of a Kiwi Klubhouse would kill anyone present

 

[YWNBAM]

"Joshua Connor Moon Clubhouse" does sound super fun on paper, as in a fun social suicide kind of way, but in reality meeting anons from a hate forum would be embarrassing.

Most are probably the same fat, socially awkward lolcows the website covers, except with a layer of self awareness. I would pretend I was a normie who accidently walked into the wrong door and then bolt out of there with a speed of light.

 

[Señora Airi]

I wouldn't go. That seems like it'd be a glow-op.

 

[Skitarii]

sexist

extreme right wing

Super traditional

religious

intolerant

Based, I wanna meet them...

 

[PonderosaPete]

I still wouldn't pay for membership

 

[Aunt Carol]

Like the American Legion, but for internet fags who need to touch grass.

You've already posted one solution.

Fraternal organizations across the US are slowly dying out as their members age.

If you and five IRL friends join the local Elk's Club and show up to meetings, through relative youth and natural attrition you'll be officers and helping make local policy decisions soon enough. Keep the bar running, keep the spaghetti feeds and the biennial tag sale, stream MATI on the big projector in the auditorium.

If the Elk's Club in every medium-sized town has an Exalted Ruler who's also a Kiwi, that could be the start of one of those fun conspiracy novels.