What if you all turned FAT - Image a world... Everyone got phat at the same time

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You just turned out, after wanking a good ole one on the internets. You sleep. Like a rock. Like a goddamn piece o' nothin'.

Then you wake up. And every bitch you know has just grown into this... fuckin'... chunk'o'lard...

There you go, relieve your bladder. As you look into the mirror and and squeeze the final piss out, you realize. It needs to be talked about! And best? On Kiwi Farms!

Salute to everyone here and I beg my humble welcome.
 
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Fine, I'll play.

If I woke up fat one day, I'd get back into shape. It's not that hard. As for everyone else? Up to them.

Also, welcome.
 
Also, well said. :D.

It's not as much as getting into shape as not having a toxi-colonic reaction to booze.

Straight up.
 
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Welcome to the Forums.
As a person starting with weightlifting, well it's a gradual process. :)

As for anyone else, I don't interfere.
You need to use multi-quote.
 
Miel67 said:
Welcome to the Forums.
As a person starting with weightlifting, well it's a gradual process. :)

As for anyone else, I don't interfere.
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That is very nice. I tend to talk nicely, also. I don't try to interfere, but there is so much that interferes with me. And that's when I talk back. Sorry for that. No harm meant.
 
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Into a cartoon! yes, bless you sir.

Obesity seems to be having a lot in common with the D Cup, Sir...
 
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2019 is going to be a decent harvest year innit
 
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