What if you and Null switched bodies for a day?

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

What would you do? What would he do?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Delete system32 on his PC

 

[peachlover669]

have sex as a virgin, null would probably scour my house looking for cheese to make a pizza with after finding out that my bank account has less than 5 dollars in it

 

[Not a bee]

send a shitty love letter to chantal and hook them up

 

[Claude Sigma]

What would you do? What would he do?

I would do the most intense workout known to mankind for a day straight, and make him live with the 6 days long muscle ache that ensues.
Also I would eat beef. He doesn't eat much meat anymore and is most likely deficient in good nutrients.

 

[Olive D. Cox]

I would strip naked and do that penis helicopter dance. However, this is what I would do if I switched bodies with ANY man.

The helicopter dance looks fun.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Null would probably cry with utter tears of joy, no longer wrapped in the fat blanket that is his body.

I would respond to all of the sexting from desperate lonely lolcowyn and get mega herpes

 

[Latex Catmaid]

I'd turn Kiwifarms into Furryfarms.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Degenerate anime or good anime?

I don't hate Null, so good anime like Mobile Fighter G Gundam and Yu Yu Hakusho.

 

[God of Nothing]

Start working out

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Pay the jannies

 

[Tablet County]

Null and I would both be very bored.

 

[Laburnum]

I'd unban some of the farm's biggest retards and Null would have to watch helplessly from my account.

 

[urr13 account]

Do we keep our own heads but each others bodies?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Only the body or would the missing testosterone turn me into a simp instantly?

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

Only the body or would the missing testosterone turn me into a simp instantly?

Genuine question about how ones conscience would mold on another's body.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Assuming he's got the passwords memorized, Josh will just go back to business as usual.

Meanwhile I'll be fucking various objects in the house.

 

[parsnip]

I would have sex with absolutely everyone

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Spend all of his money (crypto included) on American cheese.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Id swap all his smoke detector batteries for close to empty ones, then get him a years worth of corn starch just in case before writing "Nooooo Stalker child!" on pieces of masking tape and putting them in all sorts of unexpected places.

 

[Ether Being]

I'd start developing indie vidya projects, and make an extra sub-forum dedicated to it, so that anyone aspiring enough could join in the Kiwi Farms indie studio. Making the move to compete against corrupt media(and their advertisers). Besides contributing and dabbling to the Kiwi Farms Doom Community Project.

And Jersh would binge read comic books just to get a better literature understanding about them, before we switch back to our normal bodies.