what if you are cow?

[Larkin N Likin]

such an insightfil question that no onw has ever thought of anf will surwly make me look lile i belong. attention pls.

 

[DeadFish]

A lol cow is unaware they re one or their defects. Im am however very aware of my short comings.

 

[Treyvon Azagthot]

Kill yourself if you will make a great couch and a great steak.

 

[Just A Butt]

what if the real cows were the newfags we made along the way?

 

[stares at error messages]

*chew* *chew* *chew* ERWWWwwwww *chew*

 

[Mr. Bung]

If anything, this site should be helping you to NOT be a cow because some of the rules particular to these forums are the opposite of what cows would normally do. (Don't dox yourself, don't talk about really weird/stupid/perverted shit unironically, don't sperg out or have a big hissy fit...)
As long as you have good standing here, it's easy not to be a cow elsewhere, at least not in a public sense.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I would eat grass, say mooo a lot and I don't know what else cows do, I'd probably be killed to make hamburgers at some point

EDIT: I misread I thought the question was "What if you were a cow?" to answer your question, I dunno

 

[Penis Drager]

I'd be a really boring lolcow tbh.
I doubt I'd ever leave the prospering grounds.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My farts would be less harmful to the planet

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What if? lol