What if you got tricked into buying 4 pooping coconuts and they were just normal coconuts that didn't poop?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How could I hypothetically get my money back from @malachite?

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Nice Comoesta is allergic to Coconut flesh. I’d figure out how to sue via Allergic Reaction.
Fun factoconut Flesh and similar tree-nut allergies do not always affect Coconut Milk, and in a unfortunate twist, Nice Comoesta LOVES Coconut Milk.

 

[Gay Joker]

I already invested in setting up a sideshow exhibition to display the miraculous shitting coconuts, so I would probably fill the coconuts with human feces so I can at least fake it and scam some gullible suckers.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I already invested in setting up a sideshow exhibition to display the miraculous shitting coconuts, so I would probably fill the coconuts with human feces so I can at least fake it and scam some gullible suckers.

Like with a funnel? I think my grandma has one she uses for funnel cakes that I could borrow.

 

[malachite]

What if the pooping coconuts were floating in a moat full of dead niggers with goats watching the niggers as they die?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What if the pooping coconuts were floating in a moat full of dead niggers with goats watching the niggers as they die?

Is the goat in a boat in the moat?

 

[PositiveMonk]

Didn't you ask to see a proof of poop before purchasing them? This feels like it's your fault that your pooping coconuts are lemons. I guess you could make coconut-lemonade though.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Didn't you ask to see a proof of poop before purchasing them? This feels like it's your fault that your pooping coconuts are lemons. I guess you could make coconut-lemonade though.

I THOUGHT IF I COULD TRUST ANYONE IT WOULD BE A FELLOW KIWIFARMER WHO POSTS ON Q&A!!!

 

[We Are The Witches]

How much did you pay?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How much did you pay?

4 Bitcoins. One per coconut.